Poet Don reportingGround-breaking news todayCoffee froth went up my noseAnd clouds are coloured grey Such powerful words…… Thankyou…… Poet Don is a world expert on cloud colouringsWe are honoured to have him with us DM Dec 22
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Poet Don Reporting on the Mickey Mouse Club and Annette Funicello
Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old school Do you remember TVThe Mickey Mouse ClubAnnette FunicelloRub-a-dub-a-dub? Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Poet Don Reporting on 9376
Poet Don writes his reportswith quill and ink. He’s old school This number is called automorphicYou ask what the heck does that mean?Square it, the answer (last numbers)Will repeat this here number you’ve seen Well I’ll be?…… Thankyou…… Billy says he worked it out on his fingers in 10 seconds. Says I’m right. Smart boyContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on 9376”
Poet Don Reporting on an Unfortunate 1995 Happening for Rodney Stewart
Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old-school Rodney Stewart, flying plane(Drinking orange juice)Had to land. emergencyEngine sucked up goose Poor goose….. Extracted and rushed to hospital…… Coming on well from all reports….. Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to theContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on an Unfortunate 1995 Happening for Rodney Stewart”
Poet Don Reporting on the Black and Dangerous
What’s black and dangerousSits in a tree?A crow with machine gunMakes sense to me Rat tat tat…… Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsJune 2021
Poet Don Reporting on the Latest Crayfish Research
When you feed your pet crayfishAntidepressants for teaThey become more alive, more adventurousWhen flipping around in the sea Don MatthewsJune 2021 https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/2021/06/antidepressants-in-waterways-may-make-crayfish-bolder-increasing-risk-of-predation
Poet Don Reporting on an Amazing Record Set in Austria 1993
Ralf was a pancake flipperWho lived in place called LinzHe flipped his cake 4-1-8 timesIn all of availble two mins Good onya Ralf….. Pancake was buggered….. Inedible….. The crowd cheered…..’go Ralf’ Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things if interest and no interestHe is an asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsJune 2021
Poet Don Teaches English for Beginners
The wind it did blowIt blew it did wailToo strong it did blowTo wind up the sail Say after me wind/wind blew/blow wail/sail joe/blow Why are we learning this?….He’s teaching us how to talk in Orstralia… Oh…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Poet Don Reporting on 8856
Eight-thousand eight hundred and 56Is the number of sides, sides onOne-thousand, one-hundred and 7Eight-sided octagons Good to know…. Thankyou…. I worked it out on my fingers Poet DonYou’re right…. Well done Billy….. Poet Don is FCS news reporter Reporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team DonContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on 8856”
Poet Don Reporting on Some Important Number Facts
111222333444555666777888999 All multiples of 37 Amazing…. Thankyou… I worked it out on my fingers Poet Don….. Well done Billy…(one of Poet Don’s class members) Don MatthewsFebruary 2021 Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interest He is a valuable asset to the FCS Team
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 