Poet Don reporting – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Poet Don Reporting on the Observation of Roman Serf Benidictus

Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old school Romans, fellow countrymenHe’s got a crooked noseA sign he is a leaderHow ’bout that, there ya go’s Lead us oh great crooked-nose one……. SEQUERE ME, O CREDULUS UNUS What’s he say?…… Hang on, I’ll Google…… ‘Follow me oh gullible one’ he says…… SourceContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Observation of Roman Serf Benidictus”

Poet Don Reporting on Judy Garland

Judy Garland wasn’t bornNamed this by her mumBut a more exciting nameName of Frances Gumm Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Poet Don Reporting on a Little Known Fact of DH Lawrence

Lawrence of initials DHLiked climbing mulberry trees which were skewedLittle David was different to other kidsHe liked climbing up in the nude And down…… Well I’ll be…… Thankyou…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Poet Don Reporting on the Sexual Behaviour of Goldfish

When Nemo (now a goldfish)Comes down with stuffed-up noseHis sex interest just closes downHow ’bout that? There ya go’s Good to know…… Thankyou…….. PD wishes to advise he has not made this report upReproduction by the male goldfish depends on a clear olefactory canalHe would have provided a link to verify his report but saysContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Sexual Behaviour of Goldfish”

Poet Don Reporting on Sarah and her Shawl

Poet Don writes his reports in quill and ink -he’s old school Sarah in a shawlShovels soft snowSoftly and slowlyBut snow was a no-go Why?…… Only Sarah knows…… Why Sarah?……. No answer…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Poet Don Teaches English for Beginners

I didn’t object to the objectThe object didn’t object to meWe got along quite nicely togetherDid me and the object, you see? Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Poet Don Reporting on an Extreme Act in England 1993

My husband’s a magicianHe’s never ever homeKilled/cooked his rabbit served for dinnerNow no longer roams Gosh….. Gosh indeed Moral – keep your rabbit under lock and key…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Poet Don Reporting on Famous Bed-In

Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old-school. In 1969John/Yoko did beganA live-in in their bed (for peace)In room in Amsterdam The world is more at peace now……. Thanks to John and Yoko…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Poet Don Reporting on the Gypsy Moth

The moth and the ant both named Gypsy(Which includes all the hims and the hers)Will shortly be given a new nameCos Romani’s regard it a slur I’m with the Romani’s…… So am I…… Poet Don is FCS reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsAugustContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Gypsy Moth”

Poet Don Reporting on an Unfortunate 1995 Happening for Rodney Stewart

Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old-school Rodney Stewart, flying plane(Drinking orange juice)Had to land. emergencyEngine sucked up goose Poor goose….. Extracted and rushed to hospital…… Coming on well from all reports….. Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to theContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on an Unfortunate 1995 Happening for Rodney Stewart”