Poet Don on Invite an Alien to Live with you Day. 21 July

Today my flock we celebrateInviting friend aliens come stayTo share our bed, breakfast and tableTo beam themselves down here to stay Beam on down ET…bed waiting… (Johnny, our youngest flock member….) He’s lost my address Poet Don?…. Oh dear…. We believe this is ET looking for Johnny’s house….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Poet Don Reporting on 9376

Poet Don writes his reportswith quill and ink. He’s old school This number is called automorphicYou ask what the heck does that mean?Square it, the answer (last numbers)Will repeat this here number you’ve seen Well I’ll be?…… Thankyou…… Billy says he worked it out on his fingers in 10 seconds. Says I’m right. Smart boyContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on 9376”

Poet Don Reporting on Joel Strasser’s Record for All Beard Lovers

FCS reporter Poet Don reports on all things of interest and no interestHe writes report with quill and inkHe is old-school Joel from the US state of WashingtonSet a record which all thought was weirdHe borrowed his mum’s favourite peg boxHung 3 -5 -9 pegs on his beard Weird…….. And pointless…… Yeah…… Nov 2020 DonContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on Joel Strasser’s Record for All Beard Lovers”

Poet Don Reporting on the Observation of Roman Serf Benidictus

Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old school Romans, fellow countrymenHe’s got a crooked noseA sign he is a leaderHow ’bout that, there ya go’s Lead us oh great crooked-nose one……. SEQUERE ME, O CREDULUS UNUS What’s he say?…… Hang on, I’ll Google…… ‘Follow me oh gullible one’ he says…… SourceContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Observation of Roman Serf Benidictus”