Poet Don Reporting on the Gypsy Moth

The moth and the ant both named Gypsy(Which includes all the hims and the hers)Will shortly be given a new nameCos Romani’s regard it a slur I’m with the Romani’s…… So am I…… Poet Don is FCS reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsAugustContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Gypsy Moth”

Poet Don Reporting on an Unfortunate 1995 Happening for Rodney Stewart

Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old-school Rodney Stewart, flying plane(Drinking orange juice)Had to land. emergencyEngine sucked up goose Poor goose….. Extracted and rushed to hospital…… Coming on well from all reports….. Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to theContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on an Unfortunate 1995 Happening for Rodney Stewart”

Poet Don Reporting on the Latest Scientific Sleep Research

Poet Don does all his reporting with ink and quill – he’s old-school I am a happy atheistScientists say it’s trueI sleep more soundly in my bedThan happy Catholics do…. Why?…. Fluffy goose down pillows….. I’m gonna change my religion…. Poet Don is FCS reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuableContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Latest Scientific Sleep Research”

Poet Don Reporting on What Comes Out Of Wombats

Poet Don does all his reports with ink and quill. He’s old-school A wombat is AustralianWhat exits from it’s tubeIs what’s left over from it’s mealAnd all are shaped like cubes Why?….. Dunno….. Poet Don is FCS reporter Reporting on all things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the Team DonContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on What Comes Out Of Wombats”

Poet Don Reporting on the Latest Crayfish Research

When you feed your pet crayfishAntidepressants for teaThey become more alive, more adventurousWhen flipping around in the sea Don MatthewsJune 2021 https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/2021/06/antidepressants-in-waterways-may-make-crayfish-bolder-increasing-risk-of-predation