Today my flock we celebrateInviting friend aliens come stayTo share our bed, breakfast and tableTo beam themselves down here to stay Beam on down ET…bed waiting… (Johnny, our youngest flock member….) He’s lost my address Poet Don?…. Oh dear…. We believe this is ET looking for Johnny’s house….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Category Archives: Poet Don reporting
Poet Don Q&A on Botted Chair
Poet Don enlighten usRe your botted chairIn which you rest your weary botOf cheeks which you have pair? Yes my flock, I like you, have two…. But what of your chair?…. It accommodates both…. DM
Poet Don Reporting on Clouds (over morning coffee)
Poet Don reportingGround-breaking news todayCoffee froth went up my noseAnd clouds are coloured grey Such powerful words…… Thankyou…… Poet Don is a world expert on cloud colouringsWe are honoured to have him with us DM Dec 22
Poet Don Reporting on the Mickey Mouse Club and Annette Funicello
Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old school Do you remember TVThe Mickey Mouse ClubAnnette FunicelloRub-a-dub-a-dub? Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Poet Don Reporting on 9376
Poet Don writes his reportswith quill and ink. He’s old school This number is called automorphicYou ask what the heck does that mean?Square it, the answer (last numbers)Will repeat this here number you’ve seen Well I’ll be?…… Thankyou…… Billy says he worked it out on his fingers in 10 seconds. Says I’m right. Smart boyContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on 9376”
Poet Don Reporting on Joel Strasser’s Record for All Beard Lovers
FCS reporter Poet Don reports on all things of interest and no interestHe writes report with quill and inkHe is old-school Joel from the US state of WashingtonSet a record which all thought was weirdHe borrowed his mum’s favourite peg boxHung 3 -5 -9 pegs on his beard Weird…….. And pointless…… Yeah…… Nov 2020 DonContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on Joel Strasser’s Record for All Beard Lovers”
Poet Don Reporting on London Postal Delivery 1889
Poet Don writes with quill and ink. He’s old-school Back in 1889London (smoggy grey)Letters were deliveredThen twelve times a day Things have changed DM
Poet Don Reporting on the Observation of Roman Serf Benidictus
Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old school Romans, fellow countrymenHe’s got a crooked noseA sign he is a leaderHow ’bout that, there ya go’s Lead us oh great crooked-nose one……. SEQUERE ME, O CREDULUS UNUS What’s he say?…… Hang on, I’ll Google…… ‘Follow me oh gullible one’ he says…… SourceContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Observation of Roman Serf Benidictus”
Poet Don Reporting on Judy Garland
Judy Garland wasn’t bornNamed this by her mumBut a more exciting nameName of Frances Gumm Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Poet Don Reporting on a Little Known Fact of DH Lawrence
Lawrence of initials DHLiked climbing mulberry trees which were skewedLittle David was different to other kidsHe liked climbing up in the nude And down…… Well I’ll be…… Thankyou…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 