Poet Don Reporting on the Observation of Roman Serf Benidictus

Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old school Romans, fellow countrymenHe’s got a crooked noseA sign he is a leaderHow ’bout that, there ya go’s Lead us oh great crooked-nose one……. SEQUERE ME, O CREDULUS UNUS What’s he say?…… Hang on, I’ll Google…… ‘Follow me oh gullible one’ he says…… SourceContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Observation of Roman Serf Benidictus”

Poet Don Reporting on the Sexual Behaviour of Goldfish

When Nemo (now a goldfish)Comes down with stuffed-up noseHis sex interest just closes downHow ’bout that? There ya go’s Good to know…… Thankyou…….. PD wishes to advise he has not made this report upReproduction by the male goldfish depends on a clear olefactory canalHe would have provided a link to verify his report but saysContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Sexual Behaviour of Goldfish”

Poet Don Reporting on the Gypsy Moth

The moth and the ant both named Gypsy(Which includes all the hims and the hers)Will shortly be given a new nameCos Romani’s regard it a slur I’m with the Romani’s…… So am I…… Poet Don is FCS reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsAugustContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Gypsy Moth”

Poet Don Reporting on an Unfortunate 1995 Happening for Rodney Stewart

Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old-school Rodney Stewart, flying plane(Drinking orange juice)Had to land. emergencyEngine sucked up goose Poor goose….. Extracted and rushed to hospital…… Coming on well from all reports….. Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to theContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on an Unfortunate 1995 Happening for Rodney Stewart”