Stan Installs Another Toilet

I just installed a toilet
Was pushed for bit of space
But colour matching I did choose
It was it’s saving grace….










Yes boss?……

The customer asks how he’s going to piss when drunk?……

Also why he didn’t get a brown seat?……




Don Matthews
June 2021




Published by donmatthewspoetry

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12 thoughts on “Stan Installs Another Toilet

      1. Red walls, purple floor your toilet? Call Stan…he’s got colours to suit all silly combinations done by previous workers…he just sighs in dismay at stupid things done by previous tiler/wallers……

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    1. Did I tell you Stan’s just installed one in Buckingham Palace’s Entrance Hall as a flower chalice? Gosh, he’ll be getting ‘to the Queen’ after his name next…..TMTTQ..toilet maker to the Queen……can you do a little potty for under my bed Stan?……

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