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Why Am I Writing This? Dunno….

I used to know who ran the stateUpdates every dayCovid deaths and positivesState of vaccin play Our leading health advisorI knew her in my sleepRestrictions, lockdowns, state of playPandemic now asleep So why am I now writing this?In usual me mode-rhymeI guess it’s sorta therapyAnd helps to pass the time Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Poet Don Reporting on the Sexual Behaviour of Goldfish

When Nemo (now a goldfish)Comes down with stuffed-up noseHis sex interest just closes downHow ’bout that? There ya go’s Good to know…… Thankyou…….. PD wishes to advise he has not made this report upReproduction by the male goldfish depends on a clear olefactory canalHe would have provided a link to verify his report but saysContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Sexual Behaviour of Goldfish”

Macabre or Not?

Instead of cremating your pets when they dieThere now is a way you can keepThem in suspended animationSuspended forever asleep The technique. freeze drying, is expensive – up to $5000 for a large dog.Only one person in Australia is set up to do it. An elaborate process of freezing the animal then vacuum drying forContinue reading “Macabre or Not?”