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From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Back in the Day People talking to others in lifts

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 28, 2022Posted inQuotesTags:lifts, people, quote, talkingLeave a comment on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Stan. Expert in Everything Lift-Wise

I’m expert in everything lift-wiseWhich way is up, which way downI’m always in such great demandBy businesses here in the town…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 4, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:electronics, humour, lifts, poetry, stan2 Comments on Stan. Expert in Everything Lift-Wise

Lift Level Forty-Three

Mummy I’m in desperateNeed to do a weeThere’s one right in the corner dear(Not yet at forty-three)…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 24, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:children, humour, lifts, poetry, toilet3 Comments on Lift Level Forty-Three

Hello? What a Good Idea

Don’t want to be infectedTouching buttons, liftNeed to go to second floor(I’m told this lift is swift….) Best I could do. Sorry…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 8, 2021Posted inWhat a good ideaTags:Covid, humour, lifts, poetry1 Comment on Hello? What a Good Idea

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