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Category Archives: What a good idea

Mind My Shoes

My shoes are nicely polishedBlack and shiny cleanHello? What’s this excellentIdea I’ve not seen?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 21, 2021Posted inWhat a good ideaTags:humour, poetry, shoes, urinals7 Comments on Mind My Shoes

What a Good Idea

What a good idea is thisWash hands while fill looNo water wasted, sink space neededWhat a good idea…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 17, 2021Posted inWhat a good ideaTags:poetry, toiletLeave a comment on What a Good Idea

Business Card

Blind persons are unableBusiness cards to readTo help them with this problemSomeone’s come up with this….. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 15, 2021Posted inWhat a good ideaTags:braille, business card, poetry4 Comments on Business Card

UNSUBSCRIBE

People hunting everywhereSay they cannot see it(Even with their glasses on)Thought this just might fix it…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 15, 2021Posted inWhat a good ideaTags:poetry, unsubscribeLeave a comment on UNSUBSCRIBE

Big Mac

Just bought myself a burgerHandlers fever-freeThey’ve even signed their names to itReader, see the three?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 14, 2021Posted inWhat a good ideaTags:big mac, burger, Covid, poetryLeave a comment on Big Mac

No Sticker/Plastic On Me

I am a happy taterOrganic through and throughNo sticker/plastic on me(In soups I am nice too) They’ve stamped me with a stamperTook care to bruise me notNo sticker/plastic on meOrganic’s all I got…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 10, 2021Posted inWhat a good ideaTags:humour, poetry, potato7 Comments on No Sticker/Plastic On Me

Hello? What a Good Idea

Don’t want to be infectedTouching buttons, liftNeed to go to second floor(I’m told this lift is swift….) Best I could do. Sorry…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 8, 2021Posted inWhat a good ideaTags:Covid, humour, lifts, poetry1 Comment on Hello? What a Good Idea

Miniscule

The writing on these boxes isSo tiny as a ruleThe shop provides this nice deviceTo read the miniscule…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 6, 2021Posted inWhat a good ideaTags:magnifier, printing, supermarket5 Comments on Miniscule

Alarm

I’m always getting mixed upBetween the day and nightSo bought myself this timepieceTo help me get things right….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 29, 2021Posted inWhat a good ideaTags:alarm clock, poetry12 Comments on Alarm

Multiple Owner Shorts

Idea has been developedFor owners 1, 2, 3Recycling at it’s maximumSounds real good to me…. Don MathewsMarch 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 27, 2021Posted inWhat a good ideaTags:new ideas, poetry, recycling7 Comments on Multiple Owner Shorts

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