What a good idea – Page 2 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Missing Persons

Details of missing personsAre printed on the boxUsed to deliver e-commerceIn China….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

I Am a Happy Shopping Trolley

I am a happy shopping trolleyDoing my own thingWonky wheeling having funRing-a-ding-a-ding…. Hey? why you putting a report sign on meMucking up all my fun….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Slippery Dip

I slide has been inventedTo protect our children’s botsWhen sliding down the slippery dipFor when it gets too hot….. It’s water-cooled…… Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Stan Has an A-Class Truck Licence

We had a bit of problemSome trucks could not get throughFound a good solutionHung it in full view….. Heard a bang boss. Thought it was a bird?….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Operating Instructions

Some people are quite simpleSimple, not too brightSo on our strings to operateWe labelled fan or light……. The fan is the other one dear…. Issit?….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Priscilla’s Fine, OK

Please don’t worry, I’m OKWe’re into things high-techI’m cozy and quite comfortableThey’ll be back in a sec….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021