Mind My Shoes

My shoes are nicely polished
Black and shiny clean
Hello? What’s this excellent
Idea I’ve not seen?….

Don Matthews
May 2021

Published by donmatthewspoetry

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Cassa Bassa says:

May 21, 2021 at 9:09 pm

Is it a urinal with shoe guard? I don’t get it…🤔

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1. donmatthewspoetry says:
  
  May 21, 2021 at 10:01 pm
  
  Yes, ‘Iis a shoe splash guard. Not being a man you are excused for not quite getting it…..
  
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  1. Cassa Bassa says:
    
    May 21, 2021 at 11:23 pm
    
    Not bad…I gave myself a pat on the back
    
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eob2 says:

May 22, 2021 at 3:54 am

Oh lordy help us plz! 😜

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1. donmatthewspoetry says:
  
  May 22, 2021 at 9:00 am
  
  We here at UIA (Urinal International Airport) make care of your shoes our priority….’fly UIA and keep your shoes splash-free’……reckon they’d give me a job in publicity Elle?
  
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  1. eob2 says:
    
    May 22, 2021 at 11:02 am
    
    Lol maybe if you make it a jingle! 🤣
    
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  2. donmatthewspoetry says:
    
    May 22, 2021 at 1:06 pm
    
    Of course!
    
    Come and jingle ‘long with us
    Jingle UIA
    Jingle in our urinals
    Splash-free shoes hey hey
    
    ‘Fly UAI and stay shoe-shiny’
    (voice over with background sound of aircraft/urinal flush)
    
    Whaddaya reckon?…..
    
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