I’m waiting for the postmanTo see what he has gotStanding on my toy truckWaiting at the slot…. Shit mummy…… Yes, we’ll have to tell the postman to look in the slot first sweetie…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
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Tasty Morsel
I’ve seen a tasty morselGone in to pick it upThen turned around to out I goBother, shit, what’s up?…. I’m sure I came in here?….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
MISSING ELEPHANT
Gifted to Bushboy by Fandango Last seen swimming off to who knows where? Answers to the name of Lottie Please check your swimming pool– a tsunami could indicate Lottie Is Lottie is pining and gone looking for love? Did Bushboy forget her favourite peanuts? (Nobbys Nuts her favourite BB) Contact Fandango, Bushboy or FCS ifContinue reading “MISSING ELEPHANT”
Street Sweeper
Oh no here comes the sweeperOn road I’ve done my artI see it disappearingI feel my sinking heart…. Don MatthewsFebruray 2022
Stan Changes the Engine Oil
I gotta change the engine oilPour in (glug glug) all goneHang on something don’t seem rightWhat is going on?…. Oil, not refrigerant idiot…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan Demonstrates New Tricks
Stan is going to show usNew tricks in his machineTricks he’s never done beforeTricks we’ve never seen…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan’s First Go at Street Cleaning
Stan is so excitedFirst go at cleaning streetHe’s passed his first-time lessonNow into meet and greet…. Yes, it was someone on a motorbike. Sheesh!…… Sadly Stan got fired after this…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022 Maybe it was fumigating the street? hmmm
Something Went Wrong
Doing job employed to doHumming happy songWhen suddenly from nowhereSomething went bit wrong…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Doggo
I don’t have my own dogBut neighbour does have oneWe have this nice arrangementWhich gives me lotsa fun…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Neighbourly Help
It’s nice to have a neighbourWhen things you need run outI’ve just phoned downstairs MichaelMate can you help me out?…. Says he’s sending it up straightaway………. A nice neighbour is Michael…….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 