Up you go there kiddiesUp, then round and roundI’ll be waiting here for youHere when you come down…. Where’s Uncle Fan?…… He’s in bed with a bad cold……Poor Uncle Fan. Get better quick Uncle Fan……Uncle Fan’s more gentle…… Sorry, Uncle Stan’s the best we could do…… Isn’t it nice the kiddies are thinking of youContinue reading “Uncle Stan Stands in for Uncle Fan at the Fair”
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I’ve Reached 666 Followers. Yay!
Don’t need congratulationsNor ringing bell ding dingI’ve reached 6-6-6 followersWhich doesn’t mean a thing What matters is the comments andLikes which I do getAnd not 6-6-6 followersOf which I’ve never met There is no correlation‘Tween followers and likesIt’s just a feel-good ploy usedAnd doesn’t mean a thing Go home….. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
My Rhyme Beats to the Rhythm
My rhyme beats to the rhythmThe rhythm of my heartIf it wasn’t regularI would fall apart Clunk…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Snow Plough
Went on my daily walkOn the usual trackSnow on road had all been clearedSaw this coming back…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Fly Swatter
This bloody fly annoyed meSo out my swatter gotThe fly did meet it’s makerThe swatter caught it got…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Stan Saves Wall Collapse
Had a lot of practiceRepairing bulging wallsUse my special fix-it glueGuaranteed no fall…. Bubble gum boss…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Stan Manages the Balloon Making Department
Balloons today are drab I findPrinted Donald DucksHolding hands with Mickey MouseJeezes WTF…. I don’t know if Stan still has a job there?…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Boarding Guide
Boarding guide’s projectedDown at your feetStay on your numberUp to your seat…. Airport somewhere in the world…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Gucci Slippers
I wanna pair of GucciSlippers with their hairCosts a bit of moneyBut I do not care…. I wanna look cool…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
FCS Suggestion for Serbia
Maybe it’s time for Serbiato run it’s own unvaccinated tournament
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 