I use the public transportWith their comfy chairsMakes the ride enjoyableGetting here to there…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
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Stan’s Bike Saddle Company
We specialize in makingSaddles for all bikesDifferent colours red/blue/pinkMany people like…. Jeez coach these pink ones are comfy……. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Printer
I have computer printerIt’s playing up on meHave put a message in the lobbyMessage all to see…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Something Cheap and Compact
With things so damn expensiveI want something not dearCompact and with everythingEverything real near…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Anti-Vaxxer Kayne Wests’s Planned Tour of Australia Spells Trouble
Kayne, no anti-vaxxersVaxxers can come inHeard ’bout Novak Djokovic?Didn’t work with him You must be double vaccinVaccinated KayneThose are the rules regardlessDon’t Djokovic again My lawyers’ll sort it out . No worries…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Reporter
Here’s the latest re-portDown here by the seaGetting slightly windyWindy getting, see?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Banjo
I am a banjo teacherStudents I’d like someJust put up my noticeWaiting for them come…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Complaining Toes
My toes have been complainingToo close, no fun, they sayFound a toey answerProblem solved, gone ‘way…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Leading Edge of Fashion
I know it cost a lotOf money, but I’m nowAt the leading edge of fashionAll my friends say wow…. And my tats show through…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Stan’s Signwriting Company
I went to universityLearnt to hone my craftAdvertising signboardsNo longer are they daft…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 