Alien to CentralIt seems we’ve lost our shipWe landed in some desertSuggestion? any tip?….. Idiot……. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
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The Local Wildlife Club
We take this very seriousWildlife is our friendWe’ve formed a special club we haveWildlife to defend…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Stan Sorts the Side Mirror
Had a little accidentWith car mirror-wiseSorted out the problem…. Sorted…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Have Plenty Will Trade
Yes I have got plentyGrowing on my treeGladly will I trade them forWhat you offer me…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022 A wanna find out too……
I Had an Accident
I had a bit of problemFell into the lakeDidn’t go quite under(Still selfies you can take)…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Gym
We focus on healthyBeverages for allNo fizzy drinks hereJust water that’s all…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Foreign Press
Just won a gold (olympic)Medal (did my best)How will the foreign press nowReport it, foreign press ?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Nice Ride
Gosh this feels lovelyLovely up hereVery uplifting(View’s nice also here)…. Enjoy the ride Beryl…… Thankyou…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Shit, I’ve Got a Problem
Shit I’ve got a problemA problem with my fangThink I bit more than can chew…. Idiot cat…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Daryl
Kiddies come and enterEnter in my bumMove right through my rectumOut then through my dick…. Yay Daryl!…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 