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I may need to have computer repairs doneand be offline for a few days
What is Your Object?
What is your object in doing this?What are you doing it for?Is it some scientific experiment?What are you doing it for?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Photo Time Kids
Mum will take your photo kidsStand here, nice big smileA nice day at the beach todayThat’s it, nice big smile…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
My Ugly Meter
How am I feelingFeeling today? Hang on I’ll just check…. I feel like No 5…shit Don MatthewsMarch 2022 PS It seems these are actual tattoos. Yuck
Stan’s Proud Toilet Install
She asked me for a toiletDifferent from the restLooked in all supply shopsBought what I thought best…. I love it Stan…so glitzy-poo…… Another satisfied customer…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
I Got a Little Problem
I got a little problemI don’t know how I gotI’ll slowly get solutionTo get out how I got…. My beer will help me figure it out…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
This Car is Very Different
This car is very differentDifferent from the restJust out of manufactureDoing start-out test…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Instructor Stan’s Tip Helps Me Drive
I find that when I driveThis helps my driving skillsInstructor Stan showed me this trickWorks really good on hills…. My instructor suggested it officer…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Trophies
I have two dildo trophiesSitting on the shelfBut now too old to use themUse them on myself What else could I do with this one?… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 