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Stan Solves a Gate Problem

I specialize installing gatesKeeping people outThe owner wanted one for thatKeeping people out…. Problem boss?…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 10, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:gate, poetry, stan5 Comments on Stan Solves a Gate Problem

My Son Wants to be an Artist

He wants to be an artistCopies all the greatsLearning from the masters(Here’s his one of late)…. He shows promise does my Billy…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 10, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:artist, humour, poetry5 Comments on My Son Wants to be an Artist

Landslide

Severe has been the floodingA landslide on the edgeWhat next the house is thinking ? as itTeeters on the edge…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 9, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:flooding, house damage, poetry5 Comments on Landslide

Fuck He Looks Great Though

It’s bloody freezing coldOutside (but things can’t wait)It’s not the warmest coat I haveBut it looks cool, looks great…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 9, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:freeze to death, freezing cold, humour, poetry3 Comments on Fuck He Looks Great Though

Stan Dries the Clothes

Rain is pelting down outsideDrier’s gone to packFound a nice alternative(Ideas I do not lack)…. Have you seen my drier luv?…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 9, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:clothesdrier, humour, poetry, stan2 Comments on Stan Dries the Clothes

Coloured Waters

Mummy gave me coloured Waters to have funFido happy with resultWhen it was all done…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 8, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:dog, humour, paint, poetry4 Comments on Coloured Waters

I Do Like Mathematics

I do like mathematicsOne plus one is threeI also like subtractionThree take three is three…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 8, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, mathematics, poetry5 Comments on I Do Like Mathematics

I Don’t Know How It Happened?

Was riding ‘long quite merrilyBreeze wafting on my browWhen suddenly, whammo thisI have no idea how?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 8, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:electric wires, humour, motorbike, poetry2 Comments on I Don’t Know How It Happened?

Morning Waddle

I’ve waddled this same pathMany many daysWhy does it feel bit differentWhere my feet now lay?…. Shit duck…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 7, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:cement, duck, humour, poetry1 Comment on Morning Waddle

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

If your surname is Pipedon’t call the baby Dwayne

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 7, 2022Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

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