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Stan Builds More Stairs with a Difference

The customer they asked meAsked me if I couldBuild some stairs bit differentUsing local wood Sure I said….. Oh Stan we love them. So different…… Unfortunately the customer broke their leg on first test run…… Stan promised to return and level them a bit. “Safety is my motto” he says…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

So Tired

Mummy we have hadLayovers, ten so farI’m getting weary and so tiredWhen will we reach Grandma?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Today is a palindrome date 22/2/22 Celebrated round the world as Twosday

Would the Honourable Member….

Why do we call politicians that we have got“Honourable” leader, or member,when many of them are just not? DM Would the Honourable member please wake up…..

Stan Applies His Mathematical Genius

Just started making rulersDividing up the scaleMath-matical precisionI’m good at, never fail…. Mummy, I measured with my new rulerand my teacher says I don’t know what I’m talking about?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Zippo the Invisible Zip Company

We of the invisible zip companyDo zips you can’t see tucked insideInvisibly in all sorts of colours(They also go up/down in guide)…. ‘Invisible Blue’ is a favourite. Other invisible colours also available…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Brains to Practice On by Don Matthews

Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
Adelaide has made a world breakthrough In printing the first 3D brain Before surgeons do operations On patients, their replicas can train Scans they are taken of real brains Ones that have tumours within Computer then 3D’s a model For surgeons to scalpel within If something goes wrong in…

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