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Stan Participates in Research Project

I love my animalsAnd must participateThey have no others wanting toIt’s only me to date…. Perc has offered to join me. Good buddy is Perc…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 21, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:Animals, humour, poetry, research, stan1 Comment on Stan Participates in Research Project

What’s the Problem?

I’m safe in my self-driving carThe car is driving meEnabling me to sit backAnd also be hands-free…. To enjoy my music and knit. What’s the problem?…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 21, 2022Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on What’s the Problem?

Lounge

If you’ve bought a loungeAnd want to take it homeHere’s an easy cost-free way…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 21, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, humour, lounge, poetry, transport2 Comments on Lounge

Enforced Holiday

I’ve just been on a holidayWhere I don’t know whereThey locked me in a darkened roomNow have returned from there And happy to be back…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 20, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:Da Vinci, humour, Louvre museum, poetryLeave a comment on Enforced Holiday

Ralph Goes Jogging

Ralph is FCS resident dog Every day at 10amRalph goes for a runJoined by all the other dogsTo have some jogging fun…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

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Balloons. Hair. Luck.

My girlfriend (sitting next to me)Said I would have more luckBy raising hair with seven ballonsWell I’ll be wtf…. Jeez I hit the jackpot Jen……… Told ya…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 19, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:balloons, gambling, humour, poetry, poker machine2 Comments on Balloons. Hair. Luck.

Baby Charlie

I’m Charlie (and disabled)What difference does that make?I’ll be your friend give lots of loveWhat difference does it make? There’s many of me out thereWe have a lot to giveOK we might be different butWhat difference does it make?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 18, 2022March 18, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:doll, down syndrome, poetry2 Comments on Baby Charlie

Kind and Considerate

It’s nice to know there isPeople still aroundThe boy that’s right in front of meIs rarely ever found… Such is the pity…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 18, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:considerate, humour, kind, poetry2 Comments on Kind and Considerate

Measure

I bought myself a measureA tape to measure thingsIt stuck it’s little thing outSaid come pull out my thing Which I did…. I like it dear…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 18, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry6 Comments on Measure

Alien to Central

Alien to CentralIt seems we’ve lost our shipWe landed in some desertSuggestion? any tip?….. Idiot……. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 17, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:alien, humour, poetry, spaceship2 Comments on Alien to Central

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