Knowing Stan’s an expertIn bathrooms short of spaceWe asked for his assistanceFoer one with ensuite, grace…. And you’ve used pink. Our favourite colour…… Roll out of bed into bath. We love it Stan…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
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Stan Demonstrates a Useful Skill
I went to universityLearnt this useful skillNow I’m gonna demonstrateDemonstrate I will…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Feed Time
I like what you’re feedingI like what I seeThere’s more at the tableWhat about me?…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
I’m Going To Take Up On This
No experience neededSo the notice saysYes I need new challengeSo the notice says…. honk honk…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Daddy Feed Me Please
Daddy can you feed meFood upon the spoonI will line me mouth upDaddy it’s full moon…. Oh?… So it is son Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Solves a Pole Problem
The pole was in the wayWe couldn’t take it outAn easy solution Stan did findHe found an easy route…. Good onya Stan…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Hotel Loneliness
If you’re feeling lonelyStaying in your roomSimply call receptionAnd we will help you out……. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Hotel Weather
While staying at our hotelThe guide here it will tellYou the current situationAnd ’bout the rain which fell…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Changes a Tyre
Jacked the car up readyFor to change the wheelSpare one went in perfectlyEasy (no big deal)…. What did I do wrong?…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Downing Street’s in Trouble
Downing Street’s in troubleRudder’s dropped off (lost)One, two, three, four hinges goneCould be to captain’s cost Crew are disaffectedBoat is sinking fastHoles appearing everywhere(Also gone the mast) Prime Minister Boris Johnson and Chancellor Rishi Sunak have both paid fines for breaking Covid lockdown regulations by attending a gathering in Downing Street.An investigation by the MetropolitanContinue reading “Downing Street’s in Trouble”
