Just bought a brand new vehicleIn garage it does parkMy neighbours look, are puzzledHow do you get in, fark?…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
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I Don’t Know Where I’m Going
I don’t know where I’m goingBut do know where I’ve trodI’m sure they have nice plans for meTo join up with my bod…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Waiter
I love my job as waiterIn this restaurantGives me all the exerciseExercise I want…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Stan Makes Chairs with a Difference
The clinic asked for chairs(Surroundings not to hide)Wanted (yep) a see-through lookI put three side by side… Shit, where are they Stan?…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Stan Does What the Client Wants
Client wanted bathroom tilesMade with spots of rustWhich I thought was rather strangeI did it cos I must…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Ride-On Test Run
I’ve got myself a newRide-on mower (yep)Doing it’s first test runDoing test run (yep)…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Tooth Fairy
The Fairy of ToothMeans a great lotWhen teeth they decide toFall out of their slot…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Has Anyone Seen Larry?
Larry has gone missingI’m offering rewardDetails on the posterPlease help to spread the word…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
I’ve Lost My Teef Dear
I’ve lost my teef(The bottom ones dearThey cost me a fortuneMy mouth feels all bare I’ll go look dear…… Fankyou…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
My Pet Zebra
I have a nice pet zebra whichIn my shed was bornGot too big for shed so now IKeep it on the lawn…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
