Thankyou very much In helping me to crossThere are no lights to help meWithout you I’m at loss…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
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Anti-Cunt Tablets
Should you need de-cuntingWe’ve made these just for youCuntnomorepaline (trade mark)Choogaloogaloo…. Don’t believe me do ya?…. Manufactured and marketed by alcotab….. Available over the counter at at your local chemist………. Brought to you by FCS’s de-cunting driveApril 2022
Stan Enters the Local Brick Throwing Competition
Been doing lots of practiceKnow the judges tooMates and buddies all they areScorers fair and true…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Catering for Me. At Last
I’m not the normal personI’m in the drunken setClothes have been impossibleImpossible to get Until now…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan’s Computer Service
Had a callout problemComputer running slowFixed it in 5 minutesFixed it there ya go Thankyou Stan…. Don Matthews|April 2022
Wodney Wabbit
Come to Wodney sweetheartEaster time is hereWabbits hopping all aroundGiving Easter cheer…. We seem to have a problem Wodney (store manager)……… She want’s red eggs not yellow….. I said we’ve run out. Delays in re-stocking. Covid etc…. She just screamed louder…… Don MatthewsHappy EasterApril 2022
Inspection
We’re from the local councilChecking all’s OKThat you are complyingDoing what you say…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Circled by High Fences by Don Matthews
Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
The park it was once theme-like Decayed now to the ground A ghostly symbol from the past Now silent with no sound The park, once full of laughter With people having fun All now past, forgotten No more a park, no sun A sound can still sometimes be heard…
Tree
Been standing here a long timeMy feet are wearing outI’ve lost control need go with flow‘Cause that’s what life’s about…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Football Daddy
Let’s play football daddyDaddy kick to meThen I’ll kick it back to youFooty daddy wheeeee…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 