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Emergency Phone

We’re waiting for the workersTo bolt the phone uprightAppreciate your patiencePhone is soon in sight…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 4, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:emergency phone, humour, poetry2 Comments on Emergency Phone

Divorced

It’s taken such a long timeCan now let people knowInvited round for few drinksParty there ya go…. Yay!…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 3, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:divorce, humour, party, poetry3 Comments on Divorced

Up and Running Again

vroom vroom…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 3, 2022Posted inUncategorized9 Comments on Up and Running Again

From the Library with the Toilet (quiet please, computer rebirthing in process)

Computer rebirthing in processVroom vroom vroom vroom vroomFCS rise up and go forthBoom boom boom boom boom He’s mad…… No, just different…… DM Flush…gurgle…gurgle

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 2, 2022Posted inUncategorized6 Comments on From the Library with the Toilet (quiet please, computer rebirthing in process)

From the Library with the Toilet (awaiting computer fix)

Tech’s in isolationComputer’s getting oldHard drive needs a transplantSolid state I’m told Till next timeflush….gurgle….gurgle DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 31, 2022Posted inUncategorized7 Comments on From the Library with the Toilet (awaiting computer fix)

Computer’s Still Waiting Repair

Tech’s in isolation(Bloody Covid shit)Still posting from the libraryFrom the library (it) I got withdrawal symptoms In deep pain Feel for me Yawn……. DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 30, 2022Posted inUncategorized8 Comments on Computer’s Still Waiting Repair

My Computer’s in for Repair

I’m posting from the libraryBest that I can doThe only consolation isThe library’s got a loo Help…suffering withdrawal symptoms Am in deep pain Feel for me….. Yawn…….. DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 29, 2022March 29, 2022Posted inUncategorized18 Comments on My Computer’s in for Repair

Control Room

I used to be importantActive, in controlNeglected, now abandonedLost without a soul Everything was perfectPeople everywhereSuddenly disaster struckAll is gone, now bare Any idea before scrolling down? Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 25, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:chernobyl, poetry2 Comments on Control Room

Damn, Get Out, Inspect

I’ve just gone hit another carDamn, get out, inspectShit, what’s happening to my car?…. Nothing to laugh about here…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 25, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, collision, humour, poetry4 Comments on Damn, Get Out, Inspect

Ralph Visits the Playground

Ralph is FCS resident dog| It’s nice to sit here watchingAll the kiddies playShit, something bit me…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 25, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Ralph Visits the Playground

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