Mummy gave me coloured Waters to have funFido happy with resultWhen it was all done…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
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I Do Like Mathematics
I do like mathematicsOne plus one is threeI also like subtractionThree take three is three…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
I Don’t Know How It Happened?
Was riding ‘long quite merrilyBreeze wafting on my browWhen suddenly, whammo thisI have no idea how?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Morning Waddle
I’ve waddled this same pathMany many daysWhy does it feel bit differentWhere my feet now lay?…. Shit duck…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
If your surname is Pipedon’t call the baby Dwayne
Middle of the Track
Got a little problemHappened don’t know why?Middle of the track I keptHappened don’t know why?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Putin Posturing as a Siberian Schwarzenegger
-but he’s just a gutless coward If you take this out of the realm of geopoliticsand into the sphere of male behaviourPutin is the political version of the drunkensteroid-abusing, he-man, out on a night on the townwho coward-punches another bloke when he’s not looking to show off in front of his mates
Stan Picks Up His Car on the 23rd
Got a letter telling meConstruction (when begins)23rd of June it saidGotta get car, go in…. 23rd was yesterday mate…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Praise to my Friend Vladamir
All praise to my friend VladamirHe knows just what to doA genius politicianGenius through and through Trump for president…… Yay!…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Warming Up My Genitals
In winter when they hang downThey sort’ve get bit chillyI’ve found this way for me works wellBut some say it’s bit silly…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 