The Saudi royals gave DonaldFur robes and saying please takeTo which he gave a nice thankyouTurned out that the furs were a fake With an estimated wealth of $12 trillionthey presented him with fake tiger and cheetah furs…… Why?……. (‘e not worth it Nasser)…… Trump and Saudis having cups of tea together Don MatthewsNovember 2022
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Glug
Diagnosed a manicKept in check by drugsStops me going down the sinkDown the sink sink glug glug glug glu gl g DM “I haven’t beat my mental illness I’ve quit letting it beat me.” ― Stanley Victor Paskavich (author, bipolar)
We Ship it off to India
We don’t want air pollutionBurning our own coalWe ship it off to India Keep them warm not cold As Climate Minister of AusIn all my wisdom haveDecided this for health of allMy colleagues say good onya Makes sense…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022
Come Little Trick-or-Treaters
Little trick-or-treatersCome, a treat for youSugar-coated chilli peppersHere, take one or two Thankyou lady…… They’re yummy Freddie…… Shit Freddie…. In 1961 a woman was arrested in Globe Arizona, after parents complained she handed out packets of sugar-coated chilli peppers to trick-or-treaters Don MatthewsOctober 2022 In
I Think It’s a Bit Crazy, But I Think It Will Work
“I think it’s a bit crazy, but I think it will work” Leading South Australian designer Cristina Tridente designs a pasta dress for the Adelaide Italian Festival Wagon wheels and pasta shapesNeatly intertwinedUnique and different couture takeComing from her mind She thought the idea crazyBut thought it just might workEmbracing female sexinessClothed in pastawork WhenContinue reading “I Think It’s a Bit Crazy, But I Think It Will Work”
Profuse
My writing is profuse(Much of it no use)Why you ask is that?I don’t know why dat is Me drinking buddy Skip DM
No Jets Take Off Today
I used to be a fighterJet on this runwayAbandoned, now forgottenNo jets take off today…. Explanation below Originally, the airfield on this place was built in the early 20th century for the Imperial Japanese Army and was called Keton. It consisted of a 1200 m long concrete runway, gravel taxiways and about 20 equipped aircraftContinue reading “No Jets Take Off Today”
9pm
We want to watch our favourite Favourite TV showSo strung a message up for guests(Subtly) when to go…. Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Problem
I got a bit of problemHow got no idea?One minute driving happilyNext minute ended here…. Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Hanging by a Thread
United States democracyIs hanging by a threadFounding fathers shaking heads Turning in graves (dead) Don MatthewsNovember 2022