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Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
EV’s Pose a Serious Fire Risk
The Orange County Fire Authority battles a fire from a burning Tesla after it crashed into a garage. When firefighters removed the SUV from the garage to assess the fire, they identified the fuel source as the SUV’s high-voltage battery Continued at end They are extremely difficult to extinguish Firefighters have been permanently disabled asContinue reading “EV’s Pose a Serious Fire Risk”
Priscilla’s Problem
Priscilla is FCS resident cat Look what the cat’sFeeding on guysSorry, get lostFood is for us Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Boat Problem
I think I gotta problemThe boat’s jammed to a haltI couldn’t think a reasonWhy the sudden jolt Shit…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
How I Stay Fit
I keep my body fitGym each day I goBenefits are paying offEvery day I go Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Fitness Centre
Our fitness centre stocksHealthy drinks for allWater is the default drinkDefault drink for all Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Ain’t They Nice
Some people think I’m mad(Perhaps they could be right)While some see tads of brillianceBrilliance in my write Ain’t they nice…… G’day My drinking buddy Skip…… DM
What Think You Thalia?
A muse provides inspiration for the poetIs the poet a ‘mouthpiece’ for the muse?… If a poet ‘owns’ a museDoes the muse ‘own’ the poet?… What think you Thalia?…. She says she’s on tea break….. Thalia is my Muse of MirthI am her poetOur bond is mutual A marriage made on Mt OlympusOther muses wereContinue reading “What Think You Thalia?”
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Olmec)
There is never a timeto stop learning new things
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (aquarium)
There is never a timeto stop learning new things
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 