donmatthewspoetry

Stealthing Now a Crime in South Australia

If you wear a condomYou can have sex with meProtected we will both beConsensual, you and me Just at the crucial momentI didn’t like it’s feelDiscretely pulled it off meDiscretely did a peel Consensual (zap) to non-consensIn one quick simple move(Reader this is stealthing)A crime now in my state Stealthing is a repugnant and disgustingContinue reading “Stealthing Now a Crime in South Australia”

Troubling

Red and roilingDeeply bubblingKeep away I’mVery troubling Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Stan Solves an Unusual Request

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him We wanted our tap waterDifferent to the restStan tackled all his plumbing thoughtsAnd did solve our request We love it Stan. Very ballsy…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Grippy

I gotta little problemProblem I can’t fixSurface is not grippyGrippy nuf to fix Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Won’t Be Very Long Dear

I won’t be very long dearJust popping to the looJust be there for required timeTo do what need to do Don’t be long dear…. Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Penalty Ticket

You gotta learn in soccerThe ball, right way to kick itThis player hasn’t learnt yetAnd’s got himself a ticket But he’s OK…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (extras and actors)

In the UK, the distinction between an actor and an extra is defined by agreements between the actors trade unions and the various commercial production bodies. These state that once a performer says 13 or more words in any scene, they must become a contracted actor in that production. There is never a timeto stopContinue reading “From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (extras and actors)”

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (snowflakes on water)

When snowflakes hit water they create a screeching sound too high for humans (but not some sea animals) to hear. When a flake hits the water, an air bubble is released that oscillates in the 50-200 khz range well above a human’s range. Snow hitting water can increase underwater sound by 30 db. There isContinue reading “From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (snowflakes on water)”

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Watermelon Man’ Herbie Hancock

Herbert Jeffrey Hancock (born April 12, 1940) is an American jazz pianist, keyboardist, bandleader, and composer. In the 1970s, Hancock experimented with jazz fusion, funk, and electro styles, utilizing a wide array of synthesizers and electronics. Lyrics below “Watermelon Man” (originally by Herbie Hancock) Hey, watermelon man Hey, watermelon man Give me one that rattles when you lug it One that’s red and juicyContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Watermelon Man’ Herbie Hancock”