Monthly Archives: October 2021

Cookie Blessed by Priest in Drive-Through

Manilla – celebrating World Animal Day We took our doggie CookieFor blessing via drive-throughHe sprinkled Cook with waterThe way all priests do do Paid our $50 dollarsAt the drive checkoutCookie gave a woof woof…. Thought I was serious didn’t you?First verse is. Second got bit carried away…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Guest Poet Joe Balaz ‘Chilling Out Right Now’

Joe Balaz writes in Hawaiian Islands pidgin. He lives in Cleveland, Ohio CHILLING OUT RIGHT NOWEric stay chilling out right now   but last night he wuz off of da chaincause he wen lose his temperand false crack his competition at da bar.Too much alcohol and testosteronewuz racing through his veinsand screwing up his brain.He couldn’tContinue reading “Guest Poet Joe Balaz ‘Chilling Out Right Now’”

Stan Struggles with a Toilet Build

My neighbour said get Stan, DorisHe put our toilet inI plied him lots of bikkies/teaAnd stacks of tonic/gin…. Shit that was a hard one boss…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021 Me- note the platform you have to fold down to use it. Jeez, you wouldn’t want to be in a hurry. Or drunk. Doris says she’s veryContinue reading “Stan Struggles with a Toilet Build”