October 2021 – Page 18 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Fire Extinguisher

A fire has just broke outI gotta put it outWhere the hell is it?Use eyes you silly git…. Where?…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Jambalaya’ Fats Domino, Jerry Lee Lewis, Ray Charles

Jambalaya like you never heard it before. Featuring Fats Domino, Ray Charles, Jerry Lee Lewis, Ron Wood (producer), Paul Shaffer and Sugar Blue. Background vocals and percussion by one totally pumped audience. Recorded at the legendary Storyville Night Club in New Orleans by Cinemax on June 5th, 1986. Lyrics below Goodbye Joe me gotta goContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Jambalaya’ Fats Domino, Jerry Lee Lewis, Ray Charles”

Haruki Murakini

“Memories warm you up from the inside.But they also tear you apart” Haruki MurakiniJapanese author

Nearly Had a Heart Attack

Nearly had a heart attackNearly took a rideNearly got out wrong sideGot out other side…. Jeez that was close…… Why did we put the bath here dear?……. Stan said it was the in thing……. Don Matthews September 2021

What a Lovely 1930 Idea

What a lovely ideaLet’s buy packets, threeThe children will be fascinatedOn our Christmas tree…. 5 years hence. Why am I feeling sick dear?……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Bike Rider

I’m riding in the bike laneWhat a lovely dayAway from cars and very safeHappy, feelin’ gay…. Jeez, the could’ve angled it slightly…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Kourtney Kardashian and Megan Fox Enjoy Apple Together

Actually promoting Skims underwear (would you believe) It feels so lovely, sexySkimming on my bodBonding here with MeganWho’s similarly shod We both were tanned for photoshoot(Note my bum’s more round)Skim knickers stretch to any shapeMy friends tell me they’ve found How nice…… Megan’s hand upon my thighMy hand upon her waistApple is a JonathonSuch aContinue reading “Kourtney Kardashian and Megan Fox Enjoy Apple Together”

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Lawdy Miss Clawdy’ Elvis Presley (1972)

Lyrics below Well lawdy, lawdy, lawdy miss clawdyGirl you sure look good to meBut please don’t excite me babyI know it can’t be meWell as a girl you want my moneyYeah but you just won’t treat me rightYou like to ball every morningDon’t come home till late at night Oh gonna tell, tell my mamaLord,Continue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Lawdy Miss Clawdy’ Elvis Presley (1972)”