Monthly Archives: October 2021

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Up On Cripple Creek’ Levon Helm Band (early rare footage)

Mark Lavon “Levon” Helm (May 26, 1940 – April 19, 2012) was an American musician and actor who achieved fame as the drummer and one of the vocalists for the Band. Helm was known for his deeply soulful, country-accented voice, multi-instrumental ability, and creative drumming style, highlighted on many of the Band’s recordings Lyrics below When I get off of this mountain,Continue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Up On Cripple Creek’ Levon Helm Band (early rare footage)”

Poet Don Reporting on the Sexual Behaviour of Goldfish

When Nemo (now a goldfish)Comes down with stuffed-up noseHis sex interest just closes downHow ’bout that? There ya go’s Good to know…… Thankyou…….. PD wishes to advise he has not made this report upReproduction by the male goldfish depends on a clear olefactory canalHe would have provided a link to verify his report but saysContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Sexual Behaviour of Goldfish”

Meeting Turns to Crap by Don Matthews

Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
https://donmatthewspoetry.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/image-1-meeting-turns-to-crap-don-matthews-1.jpg Image Source: Snappa (true story in my hometown Adelaide) The staffers were all gathered Round each other, seating When suddenly they heard above A sound, a sudden creaking https://donmatthewspoetry.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/image-1a-meeting-turns-to-crap-don-matthews.jpg Very soon they all began To look up, and start mumbling When the creaking sound above them Turned to…

Macabre or Not?

Instead of cremating your pets when they dieThere now is a way you can keepThem in suspended animationSuspended forever asleep The technique. freeze drying, is expensive – up to $5000 for a large dog.Only one person in Australia is set up to do it. An elaborate process of freezing the animal then vacuum drying forContinue reading “Macabre or Not?”