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Poet Don Reporting on an Unfortunate 1995 Happening for Rodney Stewart

Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old-school Rodney Stewart, flying plane(Drinking orange juice)Had to land. emergencyEngine sucked up goose Poor goose….. Extracted and rushed to hospital…… Coming on well from all reports….. Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to theContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on an Unfortunate 1995 Happening for Rodney Stewart”

Why Write F**k When Everyone Reads it as Fuck ?

Why do dome people write sh–holeWhen everyone reads it as shitWhy bother omitting two lettersWhy bother omitting the ‘it’? Why do some people write f—kWhen everyone reads it as fuckWhy bother omitting three lettersWhy not simply write it as fuck? Why do some people write c–tWhen everyone reads it as centWhy bother omitting two lettersToContinue reading “Why Write F**k When Everyone Reads it as Fuck ?”

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Cantigas (a clown) popped inAll way from BrazilCan you make a cover please Yes we said we will Production Notes Having passed Brazilian for Dummies Perc was a godsendDepite Cantiga’s effort the boy remained terrified Post Production Notes Cantigas obliged us with a performance. HowContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio”

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Boots are made for walking, yepSvetlana’s do this tooHer lips tho, made for blowingChoogaloogaloo…. Production Notes Svetlana put her lips to work accompanying herselfto her record on the gramaphone while we worked away on the cover. Angelic to the ears Perc said Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Do You Like Our Little Show?

I love my little doggyMy doggy says bow wowWe are both sane and sensibleLike our little show? Curtain rising soon…. My eyes have x-ray visionMy head it wears a bowlMy doggy wears a tutuMy head it has a hole Very nice…… clap clap clap Photoshoot rehearsal for Stan’s Album Cover Studio ‘Mother Gloria and herContinue reading “Do You Like Our Little Show?”