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Stan Does a Toilet Job

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him The lady of the householdIn need she was of looAsked for two for one jobI said yes ma’m can do Both sat together when finished for trial (he on left she on right)…… They were very happy…… Gave discountContinue reading “Stan Does a Toilet Job”

The Family that Guns Together Stays Together

We are a happy familyChristmas time (you see?)Presents all around aboutBullets on the tree Ben got an AK9……. Was on his wish list…… Our turkey’s on the tableShot with Johnny’s gun(Took a while to bleed out)Eating will be fun Betty got a surprise……. Russian ack ack…… Her trigger finger needs working on…… We go toContinue reading “The Family that Guns Together Stays Together”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Offer

Write something incorporating the word ‘offer’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO OFFER Offer was a sad child(Had a brother Onner)(But) Offer/Onner loved each otherSaid the poet Donald How quaint Fan…… Little Onner and Offer. Sigh…… And Poet Donald bonding them…… How nice…… Are all poets niceContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Offer”