I am a little square panMy mummy is as wellThe label that they stuck on meConfuses me like hell…. Mummy says daddy was a square pan so I must be squareIf he was round I would come out funny she says……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
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Stan the Fruit Packer
I’ve studied, know the differenceBetween all types of fruitBeen doing this for long timeSome grow in air, some root…. I know my fruits I do…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stans Album Cover Design Studio
This lovely group of choristersCame from NazarethI took to them immediately(And leader Lilibeth) Perc says amen….. Production Notes We thought a photoshoot around the supper table made a nice cozy-looking group…. Perc is on camera, Lilibeth is at front smiling at me…… Oswald at back is the group’s father figure….. Johnny, front right, was camera-shy…..Continue reading “Stans Album Cover Design Studio”
Hair and a G-String
Bach is the music of choiceTo soothe buyers into a buyFrom shampoo, to cars, even lingerieAs writer, I ask is that why? Bach would not be happy with this commercialization of his musicHe was a very devout Lutheran https://www.classicfm.com/composers/bach/music-makes-us-spend-advertising-study/ Don MatthewsJuly 2021 I like the plum candy one dear….. I’ll take six please…. And the……Continue reading “Hair and a G-String”
Stan the Cameraman
A lot is hinging on this pic(A very special sight)Camera poised to ready-clickPointed, yep, just right…. Sorry Christine…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan Installs Another Toilet
I just installed a toiletWas pushed for bit of spaceBut colour matching I did chooseIt was it’s saving grace…. Yes boss?…… The customer asks how he’s going to piss when drunk?…… Also why he didn’t get a brown seat?…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Ecuadorian Welders Very Safety Conscious Aware
In Ecuador they weld a lotAnd therefore take great careTo not be foolish, take great risksBy welding high, midair…. And standing on a wooden plank?……. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan the Expert Difficult Bathroom Installer
Stan we knew is expertAt bathrooms in tight spotsHe really did excel himselfGave all what he has got…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
I’m Just a Simple Poet
I’m just a simple poetNothing wordy, flashJust like playing round with wordsGiving things a bash bash ash sh h haha….. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan’s Album Cover Design Company
They wanted on the coverSomething country westPut Perc to work in joineryWe came up with our best…. We’re very pleased Stan…. Yeeeehaaaaaa…… Stan has branched out into a new area. We look forward to see what his next album cover request will be Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 