I am a racecar driverAll ready to unwindHit the pedal off I goJeez! what power behind…. 50 Coke-loving penguins cleaned track afterwards…….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Tag Archives: humour
Money-Saving Sale
We need to have a clearanceSale with specials (lots)Plenty bargains here folksMoney saving (lots)…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan Installs Buttons
I been employed (important job)Necessitating careInserting buttons where belongA job which I have flair….. Yes boss?…….. You idiot…….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
A Challenge For You Architect
A challenge for you architectI need a house to fitEnvironment where I’m going to liveIt needs to fit with it…. Done…… Next challenge?…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan Tries His Hand At Editing
They’ve given me the job ofEditing the newsMy editing is top-notchDesigned not to confuse…. Problem boss?…….. I thought a front page wardrobe splash would be a winner……… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Beam Me Up Scottie
Priscilla is our resident FCS cat Me and Scottie get on wellEstablished good rapportRides in spaceship all for freeUp me Scottie, more…. Bet ya didn’t know I was in with the aliens did ya…….meow Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan Shows His Warehouse Skills
One thing I am good at(Had plenty practicing)Is safely moving round the warehouseGaily while I sing…. Did I see Stan jump out and run off?…… My reaction? Jeez……Wonder someone didn’t get killed Don MatthewsJuly 2021
I’m Sorry
I’m sorry reader. postingSo much on FCSMy mind won’t stop creatingI’m in a bloody mess My drinking buddy Skip I’m diagnosed with bipolar mania Mind works 24/7. I’m doomed….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
A Monster’s Been Reported
A monster’s been reportedI’m told it is a catIt’s name they say’s PriscillaWhat a nice name is that…. Shit…. This must be a different Priscilla readers (two reasons). I don’t feed our FCS Priscilla ‘MonsterMeow’. And I have trained her to be nice, not mean like this…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Milk
October’s still a long way offThe calendar does tellI cannot work out, work out whyWhy this milk won’t sell?…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 