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Happily Wedded

We’ve just been happily wedded(The priest he was so nice)Our climaxing at nuptualWill just add on some spice I’m looking very forwardTo climaxing tonightThe moves revised inside my headI think I’ve got them right Mastered the alter position………. Thought through in front of just then………. Gonna try the big candle one to…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Fountain

Write something incorporating the word ‘fountain’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. I like this one Fan ODE TO FOUNTAIN I am a little fountainSpouting, trickle trickleComing out a brassy nozzleNever ever fickle I’d rather write bout fountainsThan insane war UkraineMy fountain’s always peacefulQuiet, selfless, sane Fountains give meContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Fountain”

Covid’s Pounced Up On Me. Little Buggers

Covid’s floating round aboutHey guys there goes DonLet’s go bugger up his dayLet’s go sit upon Little buggers found me outWell shit and bugger meYou didn’t wear your mask we seeYour mask we didn’t see They said we could throw them away……Well shit and bugger me I sayYou turned your back on us (they said)You thoughtContinue reading “Covid’s Pounced Up On Me. Little Buggers”