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Stan Masters the Forklift

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I am an expert driverForklift driver meDemonstrating expertiseScroll down and have looksee DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 3, 2023October 3, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:forklift, humour, poetry, rhyme, stanLeave a comment on Stan Masters the Forklift

Mechanic Stan

I own myself a forkliftAnd need to work on carThe forklift’s very usefulFor getting under car…. Safety is my motto…… Don MatthewsJune 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 14, 2022Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:forklift, humour, poetry, safety, stanLeave a comment on Mechanic Stan

Stan Does His Weights and Measures

I did the weights and measuresTrigonometryShould have worked no problemEmbarrassing to see…. Please empathise with StanHe is trying…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 3, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:forklift, humour, poetry, stan2 Comments on Stan Does His Weights and Measures

Stan Does a Forklift Job

Went to top-rate forklift schoolKnow just what to doWatch, I’ll do a demonstrateOf forklift skills for you…. Water? Now you tell me……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 8, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:fail, forklift, humour, poetry, stan2 Comments on Stan Does a Forklift Job

Stan Delivers a Forklift

They said it would be easyThey said it would be funBut something didn’t go rightSo job did not get done…. I’m fired?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 7, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:fail, forklift, humour, poetry, satan, truck3 Comments on Stan Delivers a Forklift

Stan and Perc in the Warehouse

We’re a good teamPerc and meAlways lookingOut we be…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 19, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:accident, forklift, humour, poetry, wareholse6 Comments on Stan and Perc in the Warehouse

Stan and Perc. Specialists in Wrap

We make a good teamSpecialists in wrapAlways in demandOur work is not crap…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 17, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:forklift, humour, pallets, poetry, stan and perc, warehouse3 Comments on Stan and Perc. Specialists in Wrap

Stan Shows His Warehouse Skills

One thing I am good at(Had plenty practicing)Is safely moving round the warehouseGaily while I sing…. Did I see Stan jump out and run off?…… My reaction? Jeez……Wonder someone didn’t get killed Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 19, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:fail, forklift, humour, poetry, stan, warehose6 Comments on Stan Shows His Warehouse Skills

Stan’s Good Idea Co. Inc.

We had to get this aircon upI’ve got idea says StanHe isn’t so dumb after allSmart, clever he is, Stan…. Good onya Stan…… Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 3, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:airconditioner, forklift, humour, poetry, safety fail2 Comments on Stan’s Good Idea Co. Inc.

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