I have no driver’s licenseMy owner set me upNote my concentrationTell me when to stop… …owner Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Tag Archives: driving
Instructor Stan’s Tip Helps Me Drive
I find that when I driveThis helps my driving skillsInstructor Stan showed me this trickWorks really good on hills…. My instructor suggested it officer…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Idea to make the world a better place An ‘I’m Sorry’ car horn for when you’re drivingand you know you’ve mishandled a traffic situation
Close Your Eyes Dear
Driving in the countryWhat a happy lifeWatching out for road signsTaking care of wife…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Out For a Sunday Drive
Whatever’s that driverDoing in front dear?…. I’m not sure?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021
What Are You Complaining For?
What are you complaining for?If you can’t drive ‘long theseYou don’t deserve to have a carThese are just a breeze…. But I want to back in ….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
From the FCS Book of Little Known Facts
Two Nordic country roads were similar.One with lines and signs.The other with no signage found drivers far more attentive
Game Park
We’ve come to see the animalsUpfront, close, real nearIn their natural habitatDoors all locked, secure…. I thought you locked the doors dear?…… She just wants to say hello……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Stan Tries His Hand at Truck Driving
I’m so excite just getting licenseLets me drive big trucksHere comes a bridge, just done me mathsShit Stan WTF…. We have been informed that Stan’s bosshas taken him off truck driving duties for the time being Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Happy Little Overtaker
I am a happy overtaker O’ertaking thas and thit Singing happy as I go Mercedes, crash, oh shit….. Don MatthewsJuly 2020 I just like playing round with wordsAnd having fun
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