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Glug Glug Glug

Ear with beerIn the mugOther ear Glug glug glug DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 29, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:beer, ear, humour, mug, poetry, rhyme, van goughLeave a comment on Glug Glug Glug

Aisle 11

My favourite aisle in WalmartEleven, (one-stop shop)Pick up some nice religion(And a gun or two) Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 25, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:aisle, beer, bible, guns, humour, pizza, poetry, potatoes, religion, rhyme, Walmart2 Comments on Aisle 11

Floating in the Sunshine

Floating in the sunshineHave no need to steerFloating in the sunshineFloating with my beer Don MatthewsFebruary 2023

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 22, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:baby, beer, floating, humour, poetry, rhyme, sunshine, water2 Comments on Floating in the Sunshine

Santa and the Lassie

I’m Santa (from the north pole)Been having lotsa beerThe lassie she does like meWe dancing with the deer Yep Gave lassie a horse for Christmas. We get on well……giddyup Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 21, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:beer, christmas, horse, humour, nonsense, poetry, rhyme, santa1 Comment on Santa and the Lassie

True Aussie

A. He’s mad B. Who? A. He who rides kangaroo around the block B. Exercise A. ? B. Owners walk their dogs. Exercise A. They don’t ride them B. What the heck he says A. True Aussie Just give me the quiet life and a Fosters. Me drinking buddy Skip DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 25, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:beer, exercise, kangaroo, poetry, Skip4 Comments on True Aussie

I Got a Little Problem

I got a little problemI don’t know how I gotI’ll slowly get solutionTo get out how I got…. My beer will help me figure it out…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 23, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:beer, car stuck in mud, humour, poetry2 Comments on I Got a Little Problem

The Sea Today Is

The sea today is gentleCan steer boat with one fingLet’s all sing Merry ChristmasLet’s ring-a-ding-a-ding….. Me and me drinking buddy Skip were aboard . Singing Merry Christmas and ring-a-ding howorked a treat. Good supply of Fosters and we felt nothing Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 12, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:beer, boat, humour, kangaroo, poetry, sea3 Comments on The Sea Today Is

Poet Don is Feeling the Heat

It’s bloody hot, I’m swelteringI’ts bloody hot down hereSwelter swelter what will counter?Where’s my bloody beer? (That’s Skip – Don’s drinking buddy. Likes his beer) Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting things of interest and no interest He is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 22, 2021Posted inPoet Don reportingTags:beer, hot weather, poet don12 Comments on Poet Don is Feeling the Heat

Where’s Mine?

Just finished having nice long runSkip follows up the rearRelaxing in the porch at last“Come on hey? where’s my beer?” Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 6, 2021Posted inAnimalsTags:beer, kangaroo, running2 Comments on Where’s Mine?

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