I am a nice fat SantaIn our local storeEmployed I’ve been for many yearsAnd hope for many more Horror/shock they’re calling onFat Santa me to banSay you not good model JackYou junk food from a can They say I pro-mote overIndulgence at this timeNot a real good message Jack(But fits in with my rhyme) WeContinue reading “Call to Ban Fat Santas in South Australia”
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Santa and the Lassie
I’m Santa (from the north pole)Been having lotsa beerThe lassie she does like meWe dancing with the deer Yep Gave lassie a horse for Christmas. We get on well……giddyup Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Santa’s Covid Cave
Roll up kiddiesFree jabs hereDouble vaxWe give with cheer Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Happy Santa
I am a happy SantaMake kiddies happy tooThey love me when I cuddle themAnd ring my sleigh bells too…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Do a Kind Deed for Santa this Christmas
It’s time now to think of poor SantaIt’s hell of a long way from his caveBe naughty (hence kind to dear Santa)A trip for poor Santa you’ll save Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 