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Why Am I Like This Sigmund?

I’m not a psycho-ologistAt times I wish I wasTo work out how my strange mind worksTo work out, just becos Becos it ain’t a normal mindIt don’t think normallyIt don’t write normal poetryAbout the bird and bee Ode to Spring (my attempt at being a normal poet) Flowers are a’blooming(Birds and bees they bring)Maypole dancingContinue reading “Why Am I Like This Sigmund?”

Countess Minto

I am the Countess MintoDon’t mess around with meMy weapons can be dangerousJust scroll down and see…. The work of Keith WeirTransforming old photos into surreal stories Don MatthewsAugust 2021

No Longer a Giant Leap For Mankind

Once a giant leap for mankindIs now just a joyride for thoseThinking money has no better purposeThan fulfilling one’s wants I suppose Branson, Becos ….. I’m right behind ya guys…… Why hello Elon?…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Jack and Jill’s Influence on my Rhyming Career

Why do I always write in rhymeAnd not in boring prose?Cos Jack and Jill went up the hillCos that’s why, there ya go’s Don MatthewsAugust 2021

I Like a Bit of Insanity

I like a bit of insanityEvery now and thenA ride just up the riverBut not right round the bend Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Please Sign Here

My mind is like a powerhouseCreating three-beat linesQuatrains by the dozenWaiting me to sign Please sign below DonDon MatthewsAugust 2021 He’s mad…..…No, just different…….

Not a Good Idea to Irritate Gucci’s Murderous Wife

Maurizio Gucci you irritate meYou’ve divorced me, run off with some chickMauri it’s not that I hate youIt’s just that you make me feel sick I need to do something about thisCan anyone do away with him now?I’ll pay any price for the murderDon’t care what you use and/or how In 1995 a pizzeria ownerContinue reading “Not a Good Idea to Irritate Gucci’s Murderous Wife”

I’m Getting Frustrated

I am diagnosed with bipolar mania. The mind works overtime 24/7. It’s causing a few problems. See? my neurons think it’s funny. Little buggers….. I’m getting frustrated because my posts need to keep up with what’s coming out my mind, and they’re not. To overcome this I need to increase my daily post number toContinue reading “I’m Getting Frustrated”

I’m Not a High-Class Poet

I’m not a high-class poetDon’t even strive for suchI’m satisfied with what I’ve gotThankyou very much Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Why Write F**k When Everyone Reads it as Fuck ?

Why do dome people write sh–holeWhen everyone reads it as shitWhy bother omitting two lettersWhy bother omitting the ‘it’? Why do some people write f—kWhen everyone reads it as fuckWhy bother omitting three lettersWhy not simply write it as fuck? Why do some people write c–tWhen everyone reads it as centWhy bother omitting two lettersToContinue reading “Why Write F**k When Everyone Reads it as Fuck ?”