Megan FoxWhat you wear?Slutty lookSlinky hair…. Why you botherThat down there? Rules of entry she says…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
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I Am a Simple Rhymer
I am a simple rhymerDespite making no cashI’ll have a go at anythingAnything – a bash Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Harry Styles on the Red Carpet
Harry you’veShown styleWinsome lookUpon your dial Dash of tatPlenty ringsPeeking crossRing-a-ding Scroll down nowOn the redHarry noMore done said…. I forgot the boa? Sorry…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – Zebra/Ostrich Mutualism
Ostriches and zebras often live together to protect each other from predators. The ostrich can see better and the zebra can hear or smell danger better. Don MatthewsDecember 2021 Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Priscilla and Lizzie Wish You a Merry Christmas
Lizzie is Priscilla’s friend Priscilla/Lizzie bothLove a Christmas treeCan’t resist attractionResult scroll down to see…. Don MatthewsChristmas DayDecember 2021
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – the 1993 Christmas Cat Album
The songs are created by producer Mike Spalla who mixes actual animal sounds to match tones of the songs. He started with a version of “Jingle Bells” that was released to radio stations a few years before the full album came out. In all, it took more than 1,000 meows, screeches and growls to assemble 20 melodies. From all hereContinue reading “From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – the 1993 Christmas Cat Album”
Christmas is Cancelled
Christmas is cancelledOmicron you’ve wonWe let down our guardWe’ve mucked up our fun I told you to wear masks – you didn’t listen…… I told you scan your contact tracing code – you thought it no longer necessary…… Don MatthewsChristmas Eve My/our Christmas has been cancelled. No choice
I Am a Rake Don Belong
I am a rake, Don belongJust found out got missing prongI ask Don why, why is this so?He just gives shrug, says I dunno?Big help you are…… Shit, my spade’s now complaining of a missing rivet…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Was the Night Before Christmas by Don Matthews
Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
Image Source: Snappa Was the night before Christmas When I got his text That Santa would visit me ‘Round planet (convexed) No longer he’s guided By stars (lots of guess) Tech reps have caught up with him Now has GPS (meter changes) I’m waiting here for Santa It’s three…
Smoke Detector
Installed myself a smoke detectorTells me when there’s smokeFast asleep this morningWhen me it did awoke…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 