I bought this calculatorMy number skills to honeThen suddenly it asked meDid I want a phone?…. Golly gosh…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
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Stan Builds More Stairs with a Difference
The customer they asked meAsked me if I couldBuild some stairs bit differentUsing local wood Sure I said….. Oh Stan we love them. So different…… Unfortunately the customer broke their leg on first test run…… Stan promised to return and level them a bit. “Safety is my motto” he says…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
So Tired
Mummy we have hadLayovers, ten so farI’m getting weary and so tiredWhen will we reach Grandma?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Today is a palindrome date 22/2/22 Celebrated round the world as Twosday
Would the Honourable Member….
Why do we call politicians that we have got“Honourable” leader, or member,when many of them are just not? DM Would the Honourable member please wake up…..
Stan Applies His Mathematical Genius
Just started making rulersDividing up the scaleMath-matical precisionI’m good at, never fail…. Mummy, I measured with my new rulerand my teacher says I don’t know what I’m talking about?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Zippo the Invisible Zip Company
We of the invisible zip companyDo zips you can’t see tucked insideInvisibly in all sorts of colours(They also go up/down in guide)…. ‘Invisible Blue’ is a favourite. Other invisible colours also available…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Brains to Practice On by Don Matthews
Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
https://donmatthewspoetry.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/image-3d-brain-don-matthews-1.jpg Adelaide has made a world breakthrough In printing the first 3D brain Before surgeons do operations On patients, their replicas can train Scans they are taken of real brains Ones that have tumours within Computer then 3D’s a model For surgeons to scalpel within If something goes wrong…
Stan Tries His Hand at Photoshopping
Just tried my hand at photoShopping for this girlI’ve made her nice and balanced I hope she’s happy…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan. Tight Tap Specialist
I specialize in puttingTaps in awkward placesMake them easy to accessIn all the tightest spaces…. Call Stan the tight tap specialist…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
