Don’t treat me as a writerDon’t know the Rule of ThirdsI’m just a simple poetPlaying round with words Rule of Thirds? Wot’s that? One third introduction One third body One third conclusion Oh…… You would be familiar with the Rule of Thirds Fan? Wot? DM
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Seats
All the seats are takenExcept some I know aren’tThe’re fixed and quite immobileSo go ‘way no you can’t…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
The Interesting Town I Live In
Enjoy the town I live inVariety aboundsLot’s of interesting peoplePeople walking round…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Why I Could Not Post Fandango’s Word Challenge Saturday
While at computer I didI did fall asleepKeyboard wondered what hit itHead also, did it All good now…… DM
Message on a Door
There’s lots of noise I’m hearingGoing round our floorSo went and put this messageOn their hotel door….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Banana Seller
I make a living sellingBananas by the handJust setting up for daily tradeSetting up my stand….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Kodi Smit-McPhee
Look at look at meI’m Kodi Smit-McPheeDo you like my suit?I think I’m rather cute I’m ashamed to say he’s an Australian actor. Shit, what a poof…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Yep Becos
I left my car parked in the streetVery safe, it wasArose next day, looked out, yep safeYep was safe, becos…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
World’s Worst Rapper Arrested in $3.6b Bitcom Theft
The theft along with husband, dubbed ‘Bitcom Bonnie and Crypto Clyde’ face up to 25 years in prison if convicted of money laundering. Heather Morgan, aka Raunchy Rapper Razzlekhan aspired to be a top rapper. Raunchy rapper HeatherRap star wants to beVideo she’s just put upPretty shit to see I believe the site has beenContinue reading “World’s Worst Rapper Arrested in $3.6b Bitcom Theft”
Waiting at the Slot
I’m waiting for the postmanTo see what he has gotStanding on my toy truckWaiting at the slot…. Shit mummy…… Yes, we’ll have to tell the postman to look in the slot first sweetie…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022