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One Cool Goth

I am a proud and black-dressed gothJust got some real cool bootsIn keeping with the rest of meThese boots fit on my foots…. I’m a well-booted goth…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 15, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:boots, goth, humour, poetry4 Comments on One Cool Goth

Stan’s Clothing Design Company

I’ve just designed a sweaterFor those who like their petIt’s gonna be a winnerMy latest de-sign yet…. I thought it would be great for the dog and garden loversSeems to be a problem with Patchwork Club Perc?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 15, 2022Posted inUncategorized5 Comments on Stan’s Clothing Design Company

The Poet and the Rule of Thirds

Don’t treat me as a writerDon’t know the Rule of ThirdsI’m just a simple poetPlaying round with words Rule of Thirds? Wot’s that? One third introduction One third body One third conclusion Oh…… You would be familiar with the Rule of Thirds Fan? Wot? DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 15, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poet, poetry, writer2 Comments on The Poet and the Rule of Thirds

Seats

All the seats are takenExcept some I know aren’tThe’re fixed and quite immobileSo go ‘way no you can’t…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 14, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:bikes, exercise, humour, poetryLeave a comment on Seats

The Interesting Town I Live In

Enjoy the town I live inVariety aboundsLot’s of interesting peoplePeople walking round…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 14, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, lion, poetry, town2 Comments on The Interesting Town I Live In

Why I Could Not Post Fandango’s Word Challenge Saturday

While at computer I didI did fall asleepKeyboard wondered what hit itHead also, did it All good now…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 13, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, kangaroo, poetry4 Comments on Why I Could Not Post Fandango’s Word Challenge Saturday

Message on a Door

There’s lots of noise I’m hearingGoing round our floorSo went and put this messageOn their hotel door….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 13, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:hotel, humour, noise, orgasm, poetry7 Comments on Message on a Door

Banana Seller

I make a living sellingBananas by the handJust setting up for daily tradeSetting up my stand….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 13, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:banana seller, humour, poetry4 Comments on Banana Seller

Kodi Smit-McPhee

Look at look at meI’m Kodi Smit-McPheeDo you like my suit?I think I’m rather cute I’m ashamed to say he’s an Australian actor. Shit, what a poof…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 13, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:actor, fashion, humourLeave a comment on Kodi Smit-McPhee

Yep Becos

I left my car parked in the streetVery safe, it wasArose next day, looked out, yep safeYep was safe, becos…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 12, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:car park, humour, poetry, roadworks10 Comments on Yep Becos

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