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Boarding Guide

Boarding guide’s projectedDown at your feetStay on your numberUp to your seat…. Airport somewhere in the world…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 10, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:airport, humour, poetry2 Comments on Boarding Guide

Gucci Slippers

I wanna pair of GucciSlippers with their hairCosts a bit of moneyBut I do not care…. I wanna look cool…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 9, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:Gucci, humour, poetry, slippers4 Comments on Gucci Slippers

FCS Suggestion for Serbia

Maybe it’s time for Serbiato run it’s own unvaccinated tournament

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 9, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:Serbia, tennis, unvaccinatedLeave a comment on FCS Suggestion for Serbia

House for Sale

House for salePretty kitchLots of colourPlenty kitsch…. Listed for sale by a Real Estate Agent Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 9, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:house for sale, humour, poetry4 Comments on House for Sale

Ever Shrinking

Like many things around usThey shrink till disappearI’m worried ’bout this well-known thingWill it’s end be near?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 8, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:donut, humour, poetry6 Comments on Ever Shrinking

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Everything is Broken’ (Bob Dylan) Sheryl Crowe, Jason Isbell

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 8, 2022Posted inUncategorizedLeave a comment on FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Everything is Broken’ (Bob Dylan) Sheryl Crowe, Jason Isbell

I Will Not Rhyme

Sadness I won’t rhyme aboutWon’t rhyme about the shitAlready plenty in the worldI will not add to it Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 7, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:poetry, rhyming, sadness, shit2 Comments on I Will Not Rhyme

Mummy It’s Not Coming

Been sitting here a long timeWaiting for my pooMummy it’s not comingI don’t know what to do?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 7, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, toddler, toilet4 Comments on Mummy It’s Not Coming

Mummy I’m Scared!

Mummy help there’s somethingComing up the stairScary looking somethingHeading for my chair…. Serves you right, trying to scare a little kid…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 7, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:ghost, humour, poetry, scary, stair1 Comment on Mummy I’m Scared!

Stan Understands His Load

When driving semitrailersYou gotta know your loadSafe and fully fastenedBefore you hit the road…. Jeez, what an idiot…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 7, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, stan, supermarket trolley, truck3 Comments on Stan Understands His Load

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