Mummy we have hadLayovers, ten so farI’m getting weary and so tiredWhen will we reach Grandma?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
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From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Today is a palindrome date 22/2/22 Celebrated round the world as Twosday
Would the Honourable Member….
Why do we call politicians that we have got“Honourable” leader, or member,when many of them are just not? DM Would the Honourable member please wake up…..
Stan Applies His Mathematical Genius
Just started making rulersDividing up the scaleMath-matical precisionI’m good at, never fail…. Mummy, I measured with my new rulerand my teacher says I don’t know what I’m talking about?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Zippo the Invisible Zip Company
We of the invisible zip companyDo zips you can’t see tucked insideInvisibly in all sorts of colours(They also go up/down in guide)…. ‘Invisible Blue’ is a favourite. Other invisible colours also available…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Brains to Practice On by Don Matthews
Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
Adelaide has made a world breakthrough In printing the first 3D brain Before surgeons do operations On patients, their replicas can train Scans they are taken of real brains Ones that have tumours within Computer then 3D’s a model For surgeons to scalpel within If something goes wrong in…
Stan Tries His Hand at Photoshopping
Just tried my hand at photoShopping for this girlI’ve made her nice and balanced I hope she’s happy…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Stan. Tight Tap Specialist
I specialize in puttingTaps in awkward placesMake them easy to accessIn all the tightest spaces…. Call Stan the tight tap specialist…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Disabled Toilet
We need to decorate theDisabled toilet stallBrighten up the usersDecorate the wall…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Third Floor
We are an arts companyOn the third floorJust down the corridorLeft, the third door…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
