Just finished, yep, my days workCar’s looking bit like shitWill just drop into carwashAnd wash the shit off it…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
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FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Greeny’ (Peter Green) Vladan Zivancevic
Peter Allen Greenbaum (29 October 1946 – 25 July 2020), known professionally as Peter Green, was an English blues rock singer-songwriter and guitarist. As the founder of Fleetwood Mac, he was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1998. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Pussy
Yes I’ve tasted PussyAnd yes it’s very yumI recommend it to youWhy don’t you go try some…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Uncle Stan Stands in for Uncle Fan at the Fair
Up you go there kiddiesUp, then round and roundI’ll be waiting here for youHere when you come down…. Where’s Uncle Fan?…… He’s in bed with a bad cold……Poor Uncle Fan. Get better quick Uncle Fan……Uncle Fan’s more gentle…… Sorry, Uncle Stan’s the best we could do…… Isn’t it nice the kiddies are thinking of youContinue reading “Uncle Stan Stands in for Uncle Fan at the Fair”
I’ve Reached 666 Followers. Yay!
Don’t need congratulationsNor ringing bell ding dingI’ve reached 6-6-6 followersWhich doesn’t mean a thing What matters is the comments andLikes which I do getAnd not 6-6-6 followersOf which I’ve never met There is no correlation‘Tween followers and likesIt’s just a feel-good ploy usedAnd doesn’t mean a thing Go home….. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
My Rhyme Beats to the Rhythm
My rhyme beats to the rhythmThe rhythm of my heartIf it wasn’t regularI would fall apart Clunk…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Snow Plough
Went on my daily walkOn the usual trackSnow on road had all been clearedSaw this coming back…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Fly Swatter
This bloody fly annoyed meSo out my swatter gotThe fly did meet it’s makerThe swatter caught it got…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Stan Saves Wall Collapse
Had a lot of practiceRepairing bulging wallsUse my special fix-it glueGuaranteed no fall…. Bubble gum boss…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Stan Manages the Balloon Making Department
Balloons today are drab I findPrinted Donald DucksHolding hands with Mickey MouseJeezes WTF…. I don’t know if Stan still has a job there?…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022