Why Am I Like This Sigmund?

Psychologist Sigmund Freud



I’m not a psycho-ologist
At times I wish I was
To work out how my strange mind works
To work out, just becos

Becos it ain’t a normal mind
It don’t think normally
It don’t write normal poetry
About the bird and bee

Ode to Spring
(my attempt at being a normal poet)

Flowers are a’blooming
(Birds and bees they bring)
Maypole dancing everywhere
Sprung it has, yep, spring


Instead it makes up strange stuff
Odd, bizarre-type wit
The WordPress Board of Poetry
Just say it’s simply shit


Well up you WP…….

Why am I like this Sigmund?


I’m reading a book ‘Psychology For Beginners’.
Freud discusses the role of the penis in personality

but it’s not helping me…..


True story – many years ago my employer was having ‘difficulties’ with me (of which you are now aware of why). Sent me to a psychologist to ‘sort me out’. He tried to hypnotize me. Traumas as a child, that sort of thing? I ended up giggling. He said I wasn’t suitable hypnosis material. I’m a lost cause……

Don Matthews
August 2021






Published by donmatthewspoetry

I just like playing round with words. And having fun

6 thoughts on “Why Am I Like This Sigmund?

  1. Lol.
    You have to make me laugh.
    And I was trying to be so serious.
    Yeah Sigmund did concentrate his work in and around the groin region.
    I guess he didn’t think anything was worthwhile up north. πŸ™‚

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