Not a Good Idea to Irritate Gucci’s Murderous Wife



Maurizio Gucci you irritate me
You’ve divorced me, run off with some chick
Mauri it’s not that I hate you
It’s just that you make me feel sick

I need to do something about this
Can anyone do away with him now?
I’ll pay any price for the murder
Don’t care what you use and/or how



In 1995 a pizzeria owner was paid 300,000 euros to shoot him

Patrizia Reggiani was jailed for 14 years. Released 2016.

The film ‘The House of Gucci’ starring Lady Gaga is about the murder plot.


She thought nothing of spending 10,000 euros a month on orchids

And famously said “I’d rather weep in a Rolls Royce than be happy on a bicycle”

Don’t irritate this woman.
Please




Don Matthews
January 2021




Published by donmatthewspoetry

I just like playing round with words. And having fun

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