Elon’s making cyberdiapers Elon ‘Spaceman’ Musk Tech researching, (heavy stuff) It’s been a daunting task It has these built-in autolights A feature autocrawl No longer will your baby need Exert themselves and haul It has a beaut translator To help you when you dabble Speaking with your little one For meaningful-like babble What would aContinue reading “Cyberdiapers by Tesla”
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Poet Don Teaches the Class Llama Talk
I am a little llama I have a hungry tum To let my mummy know I do I give a little hum Llamas talk to each other by humming kiddies …. Ooooh…. (Humming all round…) Now a message for your parents…. Listen up mummy… You may think I am simple You may think I amContinue reading “Poet Don Teaches the Class Llama Talk”
Tracking the Uber Driver
Dialed up for a Uber Drive to CBD Tracked it on the tracker Why is it at sea? Slight technical problem? Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Practising My Political Delivery
I am a politician Tried dazzling with my brilliance It didn’t work so now I’m trying Baffling with my bullshit Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Poems in the Pipeline
Poems in the pipeline Queued up in my mind Waiting for deliverance Poems of all kind Poems in the pipe line Queued up on my drive Dissemination waiting On screen to arrive Poems in the pipeline Queued up, out of sight Slow down mind you’re racing To get up on site Just be patient poemsContinue reading “Poems in the Pipeline”
My Phone’s Playing Up
Funny? Hasn’t done this before? Maybe I shouldn’t have tried to divide by zero? Then again it maybe having a rough time in quarantine too… Slight technical problem? Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Priscilla Our Idiot Cat
Priscilla our cat is an idiot She thought she would go climb a tree Did not think it through before starting And yes, to the rescue came me I climbed up the ladder to rescue Our idiot cat and take down I just got within one arm’s distance She took off and leapt to theContinue reading “Priscilla Our Idiot Cat”
Green Onion Flavour Cereal
Am having bubbles (rice) for brekkie Snap, crackle, pop (can hear) Green onion flavour ones are now On sale in South Korea Chex actually … Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Vibrated in my Pocket
I never answer cell phone Driving in my car Vibrated in my pocket All a bit bizarre? Slight technical problem? Don MatthewsAugust 2020
I Want Election Results Now. Tonight
As President of USA I want, demand to see Results on night of election When people vote for me You tried election date to change Despite law saying nay Which also says we’re not required to Give results same day Trump you are an idiot Of the first degree As soon as you are goneContinue reading “I Want Election Results Now. Tonight”
