The Meg-a-Mansion


They’ve both just bought a mansion

Splashed out twenty mill

Theatre, resort-size swimming pool

Sixteen bathrooms as well


Which makes things nice, convenient

No more they’ll have to wait

At the shower entrance

For other to vacate


It also has a tennis court

When naught they have to do

With gin and tonics served by Jeeves

(Don’t ask how many loos?….)


The swimming pool’s it’s pride and joy

(Oblong, no not curved)

Relaxing in the LA sun

Royalty deserved


But do they have the money

To pay the mortgage rate?

Twenty thousand monthly

(The lenders will not wait)


They’ll also have to pay for

Top security

Financial burden’s piling up

(Or so it seems to me)


Maybe the Queen’s gifted it?….

Or someone bought it for them….


Don Matthews
August 2020


Published by donmatthewspoetry

I just like playing around with words. And having fun

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