Numberplate Applications

Based on actual numberplate applications
received by the Adelaide Transport Department


My rear end is expansive

My top is rather sparse

I want to numberplate my car

Stand out, say BIGARSE


Rejected…

What?…


I haven’t had no luck in love

My love-life’s in a mess

I wanna numberplate my car

ZEROFKS


Rejected…

FFS….


My name is ‘Porky’ Richards

My friends all call me Dick

On roads I am a maniac

Can I have LUNATIK?


Rejected….

What?….


I fly along the roads at speed

I am in 7th heaven

I wish to have the numberplate

BOMBER911


Rejected….

Why?….


I am a druggie addict

The wind I like fly close

To show I like to do this

Can I have OVERDOSE?


Rejected….

Have you no sense of humour?….


Don Matthews
August 2020


Published by donmatthewspoetry

I just like playing around with words. And having fun

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