Based on actual numberplate applications
received by the Adelaide Transport Department
My rear end is expansive
My top is rather sparse
I want to numberplate my car
Stand out, say BIGARSE
Rejected…
What?…
I haven’t had no luck in love
My love-life’s in a mess
I wanna numberplate my car
ZEROFKS
Rejected…
FFS….
My name is ‘Porky’ Richards
My friends all call me Dick
On roads I am a maniac
Can I have LUNATIK?
Rejected….
What?….
I fly along the roads at speed
I am in 7th heaven
I wish to have the numberplate
BOMBER911
Rejected….
Why?….
I am a druggie addict
The wind I like fly close
To show I like to do this
Can I have OVERDOSE?
Rejected….
Have you no sense of humour?….
Don Matthews
August 2020
🤣🤣🤣 If only people really had those number plates! Whenever I see one, I just think: WANKR!!
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I guess they think it’s worth a try…..
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