Stan (with apprentice Perc)is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I use my tallest laddaFor jobs which are real highSafety is my motto (yep)Motto when up high Hold it steady Perc…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
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Repeat Pain
You’ve seen me go thru this beforeAnguish and much painI somehow do not seem to learnI have not learnt again Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Covid Testing
We’ve got your spittal/mucousTo test if yay or nayWe add Covid reagentTo see what it will say You’re negative…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Pornography and Deep Holes
Pornography is likeA damn addictive drugDigs you deeper deeper deeper downInto the hole you’ve dug To get out of the hole you’ve dug -stop digging Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Me, Ice and Edgar
Edges cuttingIce goes flyingWind is whistlingPast my facing Whistle whistle…… Swishing icingWhistling facingI am onnaSki slope racing Alta, Utah…… Wind is whistlingSki slope racingEdgar he isHappy clapping Clap clap clap…… Push on lad…… You show great promise…… Thankyou Edgar…… Don MatthewsNovember 2022 G’day My drinking buddy Skip
Linonophobia
Do you know what linonophobia is?Billy does I am linonophobicPhobic ’bout this thingWhat is this thing I’m phobic ’bout ?Ring-a-ding-a-ding Linono which doth frighten me(Linono with an L)Is any kind of thing of stringRing-a-ding-da-bell Ding ding ding…… I cannot do no sewingI cannot tie my shoesI’m linononphobic(I drown my fear in booze) Glug glug glug……Continue reading “Linonophobia”
Listen Woman
You’re not taking noticeI’m getting ignoredI want to do somethingI’m just getting bored Don MatthewsNovember 2022
LMS visits the LMS Limerick Centre and the Girl in the Choir
The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you are different, unconventional, and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome LMS visits a number of venues in its pursuit of wisdom and mirth. This is one of them…………….. Welcome toThe Like-Minders Society For the advancementofContinue reading “LMS visits the LMS Limerick Centre and the Girl in the Choir”
Blog
If my poem don’t appealDon’t set your mind agogI don’t mind if you do decideTo find another blogFind another blog Comment Poet this is brilliant!Such meaning, wise and deepAll skillfully well hiddenAllowing just a peep Write on!…you show great promise Don MatthewsMarch 2020
Interesting
A virus, the most primitive of lifeformsControls us, how interesting to meWhen man is considered the top ofThe top of the evolutionary tree Don Matthews March 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 