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I am a Happy DJ

I am a happy djConscious don’t make firesHave my cables bundled neatCabled neatly, wires…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 7, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:disc jockey, electric cables, humour, poetry9 Comments on I am a Happy DJ

Space Junk, Thunk

Flying round earth are 100And 30 million pieces of space junkDropped toolbag, dead satellites, frozen urineWhich on satellites would go more than thunk Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 7, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, satellites, space junkLeave a comment on Space Junk, Thunk

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Around the World’ (Daft Punk) Magicnoise Project

Magicnoise Project are a Dublin based country, jazz, hip hop group formed just yesterday Following the cover is the original Daft Punk ‘Around the World’ Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 7, 2021Posted inDaily music videoTags:Around the World, daft punk, musicnoise projectLeave a comment on FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Around the World’ (Daft Punk) Magicnoise Project

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ Billy Ray Cyrus DRAFT

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 6, 2021Posted inUncategorized3 Comments on FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ Billy Ray Cyrus DRAFT

Normal Day in Portugal

Normal day in PortugalWith the familyShifting furniture aroundJust scroll down to see…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 6, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:family, furniture, humour, poetry, portugal3 Comments on Normal Day in Portugal

Have Job to do on Ceiling

Have job to do on ceilingLike playing on the edgeHave job to to on ceilingMy ladder for a ledge…. One of Stan’s trainees…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 6, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:electrician, humour, poetry, safety fail8 Comments on Have Job to do on Ceiling

Carl Sandburg

“Life is like an onion.You peel it off one layer at a time,and sometimes you weep” Carl SandburgUS poet

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 6, 2021Posted inQuotes, UncategorizedTags:carl sandburg, life, onion, poet, quote, weepLeave a comment on Carl Sandburg

Happy Little Graffiter

I wanna do graffitiAnd have my little sayI gotta nice long ladderWill sign my ‘fitti ‘A’ For ‘Angry’…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 5, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:graffiti, humour, ladder, poetry2 Comments on Happy Little Graffiter

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Mountains are not funny.They are hill areas

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 5, 2021Posted inQuotesTags:hill, mountain, quote4 Comments on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Can I Have That Gun Mummy? Sure Sweetie…

Become an epidemicGuns in USAPick them up at Walmart(Open 7 days) Mummy? Can I have that one?…… Sure sweetie. I’ll put it on my card And some bullets. I’m gonna play cowboys with Billy, bang bang…. Play safe sweetie….. You’re dead Billy bang bang…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 5, 2021Posted inAmerica, UncategorizedTags:epidemic, guns USA, poetry, Walmart12 Comments on Can I Have That Gun Mummy? Sure Sweetie…

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