donmatthewspoetry

Busting For a Piss

The movie’s reached a climaxI’m busting for a pissI cannot wait no longerThank heavens God for this…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Toilet Choices

Hello? this is interesting(Sitting on the loo)Opera, jazz or heavy rockTo mask the sound I do….. I think I’ll choose opera and the soft warm spray this time……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

The more people I meetthe more I like my cat

Toilet Installer Stan Thinks of All Our Kiddies

Don’t worry sweetie you won’t fall downBut mummy I’ll fall throughStan looks after our kiddies, allHe will look after you…. Thankyou mister Stan…….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Rock’n Me’ Steve Miller Band (1976)

The Steve Miller Band is an American rock band formed in 1966 in San Francisco, California. The band is led by Steve Miller on guitar and lead vocals. The group had a string of mid- to late-1970s hit singles that are staples of classic rock radio, as well as several earlier psychedelic rock albums. Lyrics below Well I’ve been lookin’ real hardAnd I’m tryin’ to find a jobBut itContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Rock’n Me’ Steve Miller Band (1976)”

From the FCS Book of Little Known Facts

Two Nordic country roads were similar.One with lines and signs.The other with no signage found drivers far more attentive

Delta

We thought we had it bustedWe thought we’d missed it, duckedWe turned our backs two secondsIt said sorry, you’re fucked No, it didn’t say sorryIt said you stupid humansNever turn your back on me…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Hello Little Fishy

Hello little fishyYou dead as dead can beDaddy now will take youHome with us for tea…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Scottish Window

The people living in this houseHave windows with nice viewsThey also offer, giving usGiving us their views…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

California Knows How to Party

California likes to partyCaters for all typesPlenty practice yippee doo‘Fornia party hype…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021