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Guest Poet – Harris Coverley

Interplanetary He preferred brown breadShe preferred white He drove a town carShe rode the bus He heard voicesShe felt noises He wrestled umbrellasShe dated raincoats He whistled in vacuumsShe was silent at the cinema He hated hip hopShe played the staircase He knew he was a foolShe “got” Beckett He drank mouthwashShe gargled with whiskeyContinue reading “Guest Poet – Harris Coverley”

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Nancy Harmon

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Nancy played an organWanted supersizeSang about the Holy GhostAnd a side of fries (We gotta weird one here Perc….) Production Notes Hair by Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars We said don’t worry singing about the spirit in your belly Nancy Post Production Notes We didn’tContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Nancy Harmon”

From The FCS Book of World’s Biggest Lies

It’s not the money.It’s the principle of the thing

I Went to Buy an Australian Ham

I went to buy a hamRead label for con-tentFound most had come from elsewhereWith Aus 15% So I left with no ham and just had a tomato sandwich…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Mississippi Phone Booth’ John Hiatt with The Jerry Douglas Band

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Stan Puts His Brazing Skills to Work

I put my safety helmet onTook up my torch to brazeThe job success, the metal joinedDespite it looked a haze…. You had the helmet on back to front. Idiot…… Sorry boss…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Ira North

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc What a funny name we thoughtIra? for a man?Weirder was his wonderingCover? yes we can Production Notes Asked no questionsDid job. Collected money Don MatthewsOctober 2021

Poet Don Reporting on Judy Garland

Judy Garland wasn’t bornNamed this by her mumBut a more exciting nameName of Frances Gumm Don MatthewsOctober 2021

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

I TYPE IN UPPERCASE ALL THE TIME Jeez. this really irritates me

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Man in the Mirror’ (Michael Jackson) Scary Pockets Funk Band ft. Rozzi + MonoNeon

Scary Pockets are a dynamic funk band formed from the LA music scene (Los Angeles, USA). The band consists of Ryan Lerman and Jack Conte who are joined by a continuously rotating line up of quality musicians to form Scary Pockets. Don MatthewsOctober 2021