5am risers in Sydney Saw OFO lights in the sky The obvious question they then asked Was where did they come from, and why? Was just Elon Musk launching satellites 58 (with his billionaire hand) Purpose? He’s making a bid for A low-cost and global broadband Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Monthly Archives: August 2020
We Aussies Are Clever
For years we’ve pressed the button To help us cross the street We’ve now invented new idea And help corona beat Instead of pressing button Just sensor-wave your hand And bingo! lights change red to green No virus on your hand Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Priscilla Cat Learns a Lesson
Priscilla likes fried bacon To fish spooned from a can The smell did so entice her, but Forgot was hot, the pan Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Poet Don Reports on Napoleon B
Napoleon Bonapart of France Was right shit-scared of cats He gobbled food, was a chocolate freak And dat my friends is dat Well I’ll be…. Poet Don is FCS news anchor And a valuable asset to the FCS Team
Numberplate Applications
Based on actual numberplate applications received by the Adelaide Transport Department My rear end is expansive My top is rather sparse I want to numberplate my car Stand out, say BIGARSE Rejected… What?… I haven’t had no luck in love My love-life’s in a mess I wanna numberplate my car ZEROFKS Rejected… FFS…. My nameContinue reading “Numberplate Applications”
The Meg-a-Mansion
They’ve both just bought a mansion Splashed out twenty mill Theatre, resort-size swimming pool Sixteen bathrooms as well Which makes things nice, convenient No more they’ll have to wait At the shower entrance For other to vacate It also has a tennis court When naught they have to do With gin and tonics served byContinue reading “The Meg-a-Mansion”
I am an Age-Old Newbie
I am an age-old newbie I write amusement, fun Don’t dare come near me doom and gloom You getting cranky hun? What? Don MatthewsJuly 2020
America Prevents a Second Wave of Coronavirus
America’s prevented a second Wave of corona from showing They’ve achieved this quite easy and simply By keeping the first one still going Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Priscilla Loves Pizza
Priscilla loves pizza Ham and tomato Her favourite Meow But she get’s a little confused at times No, we’re not laughing at you….. Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Poet Don and his Botted Chair
I’m sitting in the cafe My favourite chair’s been got The curvature I put it in Don’t suit the gotter’s bot Sorry to hear your chair’s been taken…. Thankyou….. Poet Don is a valuable asset to the FCS Team,coming to us from the esteemed Poets Society
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 