I’ve just read today’s paper It’s full of doom and gloom Murders, killing, destruction, death Children being groomed Headlines blare out constantly SEX FIEND IS EXPOSED There’s so much negativity (The paper I have closed) Why can’t I read, enjoy myself With lots of humour, rife? Instead of being subjected to This gutter side ofContinue reading “Humour Don’t Sell Papers”
Monthly Archives: August 2020
Poet Don Reporting on a Little-Known Norwegian Village
Norway has a village Hell is called it’s name Every year it freezes over Each year (just the same) Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on all things of interest and little interest
His Name was Mr Marshall
There are many unusual first names todayFor a split second I got caught out when paying for petrol His name was Mr Marshall Or so his nametag said His Christian name was Covid I think I got misled Don MatthewsSeptember 2020
World Hula Hoop Champion. And I Thought it was Just About Twirling Round Your Waist…
Me at 0.05 showing my expertise at the height of the craze You think the craze has come and gone? Think again. Jon Coyne aka Hoopsmiles has just the workout for your flabby muscles…. So go buy yourself a pumpkin and start twirling…..
Poet Don Talks to his Flock about Spilt Milk
My flock, do not cry over Spilt milk (if on the floor) It only helps to add to mess Mess you had before (blank looks all round….)
Poet Don Q&A on Stupid
Someone called me, Poet Don Something they called ‘stupid’ I had to go and look it up Am I?….. No my son. You knew how to look it up I feel much better now….thankyou You’re welcome…. FCS’s Q&A sessions with Poet Don answer many questions on people’s minds We are very fortunate to have himContinue reading “Poet Don Q&A on Stupid”
I Have a Problem. Any Suggestions?
Over recent weeks my views/likes have plummeted I don’t know why or how to fix it? Any suggestions? Don
Poet Don Explains Holy Moly to the Class
When I was just a boy at school To show my great surprise I called out ‘holy moly’ And opened wide my eyes (blank looks all round….)(I should be in adult education….) Poet Don runs the FCS Children’s Education UnitHe is devoted to giving them a solid grounding in their future journey in lifeThe kiddiesContinue reading “Poet Don Explains Holy Moly to the Class”
John Travolta Comes to Town
John Travolta has just been to our town Multimillionaire, Scientologist, movie star He loves it and wants to come back here Travel round in his limousine car An autograph? Yes, but will cost you Dollars 200 (quick scrawl) It took him just only few seconds You look what you got. Is that all? You wantContinue reading “John Travolta Comes to Town”
My Microwave’s Rebelling
My microwave’s rebelling Will not do what I say It’s rising up against me I am in charge. OBEY! Maybe it’s telling me it’s junk food…. Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 