Do you know what linonophobia is?Billy does I am linonophobicPhobic ’bout this thingWhat is this thing I’m phobic ’bout ?Ring-a-ding-a-ding Linono which doth frighten me(Linono with an L)Is any kind of thing of stringRing-a-ding-da-bell Ding ding ding…… I cannot do no sewingI cannot tie my shoesI’m linononphobic(I drown my fear in booze) Glug glug glug……Continue reading “Linonophobia”
Tag Archives: TV
Poet Don Reporting on the Mickey Mouse Club and Annette Funicello
Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old school Do you remember TVThe Mickey Mouse ClubAnnette FunicelloRub-a-dub-a-dub? Don MatthewsNovember 2022
Walmart TV Pickup
Went to pick my TV upFrom the Walmart storeSaid there was a problemSeems got dropped on floor….. Don MatthewsDecember 2021 This looks like a Walmart. I was an overnight Stocker. Saw TVs and other electronics literally fall 4ft off a pallet that was being moved off of racking, and get put on the shelf forContinue reading “Walmart TV Pickup”
Cilla Loves Her Telly
Priscilla is FCS resident cat Cilla loves her tellyProgram ‘Cats on Heat’She gets this glazed fixated lookStuck, glued to her feet…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
My Dear Hobby
I love my dear pet HobbyAnd Hobby he loves meI give him everything he wantsIncluding his TV…. And his favourite videos…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
I Do Love Watching Telly
I do love watching tellyThis one I watch each dayMy rug on lap to keep me warmMy aids hear what they say…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Congratulations
As the Kardashians celebrate their 20th seasonI would like to congratulate myself for never watching a single episode
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
The real meaning of study is the act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby
TV Is Having a Bad Effect on Priscilla
Cilla has been watchingWatching on TVToo much crime and violenceResult you now can see…… I’m gonna have to restrict her viewing times…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 