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Stan Understands His Load

When driving semitrailersYou gotta know your loadSafe and fully fastenedBefore you hit the road…. Jeez, what an idiot…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 7, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, stan, supermarket trolley, truck3 Comments on Stan Understands His Load

Windy

It’s getting very windyWheel I’m holding tightTruck in front’s in troubleSomething isn’t right…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 27, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, poetry, truck, windy4 Comments on Windy

Out For a Sunday Drive

Whatever’s that driverDoing in front dear?…. I’m not sure?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 7, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:driving, truck, wind4 Comments on Out For a Sunday Drive

Stan Delivers a Forklift

They said it would be easyThey said it would be funBut something didn’t go rightSo job did not get done…. I’m fired?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 7, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:fail, forklift, humour, poetry, satan, truck3 Comments on Stan Delivers a Forklift

Stan Tries His Hand at Truck Driving

I’m so excite just getting licenseLets me drive big trucksHere comes a bridge, just done me mathsShit Stan WTF…. We have been informed that Stan’s bosshas taken him off truck driving duties for the time being Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 11, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:accident, bridge, driving, humour, poetry humour, stan, truck2 Comments on Stan Tries His Hand at Truck Driving

Stan Trucks His Bulldozer Here and There

I’ve done this many times beforeTrucked dozer here and thereTied fast, secure with safety gearSo dozer goes nowhere…. I’m fully awake and alert. Safety first is my motto…….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 14, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:bulldozer, humour, poetry, truck2 Comments on Stan Trucks His Bulldozer Here and There

A Lovely Sunday Drive Dear

What a lovely day dearFor driving in our carLook, a bridge is coming upDrive under will our car…. Why are you slowing down dear. Is there something ahead?…….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 9, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:accident, bridge, humour, poetry, truck9 Comments on A Lovely Sunday Drive Dear

Stan Has an A-Class Truck Licence

We had a bit of problemSome trucks could not get throughFound a good solutionHung it in full view….. Heard a bang boss. Thought it was a bird?….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 10, 2021Posted inWhat a good ideaTags:humour, poetry music, safety, truck2 Comments on Stan Has an A-Class Truck Licence

Stan the Paint Truck Driver

I am a paint truck driverDriving merrilyHello? just heard a bang at backWhatever can it be?……. Don’t know how it could have happened boss?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 26, 2021Posted inCarsTags:paint, poetry, stan, truck2 Comments on Stan the Paint Truck Driver

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