Hey Perc, you finished, done out there?I’m waiting to come outAlmost Stan, just quick-lick shakeShake to dry me spout….. Gimme a break. I gotta make it rhyme somehow….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
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Council Toilets
Employed a signage personTo guide, avoid confuse…….. Methinks Stan switched signs just for the pic. He’s not that stupid surely……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan the Fruit Packer
I’ve studied, know the differenceBetween all types of fruitBeen doing this for long timeSome grow in air, some root…. I know my fruits I do…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stans Album Cover Design Studio
This lovely group of choristersCame from NazarethI took to them immediately(And leader Lilibeth) Perc says amen….. Production Notes We thought a photoshoot around the supper table made a nice cozy-looking group…. Perc is on camera, Lilibeth is at front smiling at me…… Oswald at back is the group’s father figure….. Johnny, front right, was camera-shy…..Continue reading “Stans Album Cover Design Studio”
Stan the Cameraman
A lot is hinging on this pic(A very special sight)Camera poised to ready-clickPointed, yep, just right…. Sorry Christine…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan Installs Another Toilet
I just installed a toiletWas pushed for bit of spaceBut colour matching I did chooseIt was it’s saving grace…. Yes boss?…… The customer asks how he’s going to piss when drunk?…… Also why he didn’t get a brown seat?…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan the Expert Difficult Bathroom Installer
Stan we knew is expertAt bathrooms in tight spotsHe really did excel himselfGave all what he has got…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan’s Album Cover Design Company
They wanted on the coverSomething country westPut Perc to work in joineryWe came up with our best…. We’re very pleased Stan…. Yeeeehaaaaaa…… Stan has branched out into a new area. We look forward to see what his next album cover request will be Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan Investigates a Funny Sound
Can you Stan investigateThis funny sound up hereA funny sound I hear all nightThis funny sound I hear…. Nothing up here m’am……… Don MatthewsJune 2021 Pleased to see Stan’s practising safety first……
Stan Digs Into a Motor
Why waste pneumatic energyWhen I can look from hereI’ve got it Perc no problemsCan jump right down from here…. Good on you Stan…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 